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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Thu, 13 May 2010 02:02:00 +0000

22:17 @MildlyAmused I'd very much like to create one. Just working on learning the skills. Btw thereifixedit is my absolute favorite. #
22:20 @kdbock What's their email? I'll send them a new link #
23:08 Advanced Blu-Ray technology should also be able to check the current date so I don't have to watch outdated previews if I don't want to. #
23:26 @greyias Planning on writing an iPad version of Write or Die this summer. Getting a dev box together. Will post updates here. Thanks! #
23:27 @greyias The web version uses flash to play the sounds regrettably, there's not really another way to do it. #
19:47 Public speaking tip: If you say "but anyway", more than 3 times in 30 minutes, you need more practice. #
19:57 @kdbock Heheh, sorry! But really, is there any phrase that you want to be caught saying more than 3 times in 30 min? #
20:13 This is surreal, now I'm listening to @kdbock talk about my last tweet on her show bit.ly/b3N8NQ #
20:29 I'm going to call in to @kdbock 's show, listen in. bit.ly/b3 N8NQ #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Wed, 12 May 2010 02:02:00 +0000

21:30 They are playing the original Hitchhiker TV series alongside sports at the 400 Bar. Best. Ever. #
23:42 @rentreality If the Disney universe is persistent then it follows that Alice was responsible for the hangings in PotC: At World's End. #
23:51 If the Disney universe is persistent then it follows that Alice was responsible for the hangings in PotC: At World's End. #
00:09 RT @VictoriaDahl: RT @twittelator: Facebook is the people you went to school with. Twitter is the people you wished you went to school with. #
10:05 Just saw an iPad in the wild for the first time. I f eel like nerdy David Attenborough. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Tue, 11 May 2010 02:02:00 +0000

21:05 @PaperClippe I am SO there with you! She totally made up the phrase "soapy heels", or rather, didn't because those aren't the words. #
09:13 @britswitch I don't know if it's the same in the UK but you can get Zim through Amazon video on demand for $8/season. #
09:20 @britswitch Download it then use DVDFlick to burn it to DVD yourself. DVDs just annoy me and get lost anyway. Great show. #
09:20 @britswitch Have you read Johnny or I Feel Sick comics? #
09:26 @britswitch I Feel Sick > Johnny anyway. The character is rather more sympathetic. I miss Zim though, last of the truly funny cartoons. #
09:33 @britswitch Is it safe to assume then that you are aware of Edward Gorey? #
15:57 bit.ly/2L3izp is my new favorite blog. #
16:53 I swear I would misplace my own head if it weren't attached with what I am assured is the finest Velcro money can buy. #
18:55 Finally saw Alice in Wonderland. Good flick but it bugs me when characters return to their boring lives at the end. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Mon, 10 May 2010 02:01:00 +0000

09:11 @Litopia Oh it is definitely sarcasm. And deeply amusing. #
09:14 "Dear snickerdoodle, my fingers type sweet nothings into your inbox". the ultimate query letter service cot.ag/b4IMrY (via @Litopia) #
11:49 To my mom on this Mother's Day, who honestly asked me if I invented Twitter when she first heard about it. I love you to pieces. #
12:50 @Litopia Yay! Thanks very much. If you need anything let me know. #
20:55 Contemplating a hackintosh attempt on this netbook (Acer Aspire One) just so I can use Scrivener. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Sun, 09 May 2010 02:01:00 +0000

21:08 If you have a Christian bumper sticker driving properly is every bit as much of a witness as living properly. #
09:51 Bought a netbook ($99 floor model, no battery), included is Windows 7 Starter. Limitations? You can't change the desktop background. Fail. #
11:37 @birdchick Now we will be able to track your migration patterns! Hope you're doing okay! #
11:43 Thanks to suggestions from @sunilsebastian and @CarolynnTheDyer got desktop background problem fixed. Yay! #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Sat, 08 May 2010 02:00:00 +0000

13:12 Let's be honest, sometimes bread is just a peanut butter delivery vehicle. #
16:24 The only thing that could make me see Sex and the City 2 is if they all die in the end. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Fri, 07 May 2010 02:01:00 +0000

09:31 @VictoriaDahl That's just a warning, you're not REALLY in trouble till they nail one to your door or put one in your bed. #
13:12 Part of me wants to get published just so I can have the clout to teach and write books on writing. #
13:18 @herzleid I'm a mad scientist, I need to have an intimidating name. Though I'm a bit of a teddy bear in real life. #
13:40 @JennyAnn Yeah, but it doesn't really inspire confidence in students or book buyers to put "I have read a lot" on your book jacket or CV. #< /li>
13:48 @JacksonPearce If it's not hosted by Levar Burton I want nothing to do with it. #
14:42 True confessions: I used to think chihuahuas and [phonetically] "chi-wa-was" were two different breeds of dog. #
17:46 Hunka Hunka Burnin' Lint #1stdraftElvis #
17:47 A Little Less Conversation (A Little More Customer Service) #1stdraftElvis #
17:52 Just Let Me Be Your Grizzly Bear #1stdraftElvis #
17:54 Aloha Noid #1stdraftElvis #
18:02 Ain't Nothing But a Bichon Frise #1stdraftElvis #
18:05 Jailhouse Wok #1stdraftElvis #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Thu, 06 May 2010 02:02:00 +0000

21:49 The Twitterverse has spoken and the little green novemcentegenarian would beat even a furious roundhouse kick from The Bearded Fist. #
23:43 @catvalente Happy Birthday! We must so sushi again sometime! #
00:42 Legend of Zorba. Whistle Command. Sonic the Hedgefund. Plants vs Zubaz. Half-Wife. #shittyvideogames #
00:53 @catvalente We must DO sushi again, cursed phone and cursed compulsion to never leave an uncorrected typo. #
00:59 Uncharted: Mallard's Fortune #shittyvideogames #ornithologyjokes #
11:37 Deadlines are like basilisks: dangerous when looked at directly. #
11:47 @britswitch Are you willing to change the actual phone or do you intend to put it in a case? #
12:17 @britswitch I'd find a metallic case with a fairly flat back and use a laserjet printer to print a design on glossy paper which you... #
12:18 @britswitch can transfer to the surface with an iron. Then lacquer over it with something clear to keep it from smudging. #
12:19 @britswitch As far as apps go I'm not sure what you can do beyond a nifty steampunky background image. #
12:20 @britswitch There's also the option of building a cool wrist gauntlet to mount it in. #
16:05 That "April showers bring May flowers" thing bears no relation to reality. It's just a conveniently rhyming LIE. #
16:15 @phiala We are having showers in May and had flowers in April. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Wed, 05 May 2010 02:03:00 +0000

21:38 I'm talking to myself in the "Meals for One" section of the grocery store. This does not bode well. #
22:34 We should declare May 11th Tweets for Douglas day where ppl use the hashtag #fordouglas to tweet what he might say about the world now. #
22:41 Props to @Asheyna for the idea, would love if it trended. #
22:56 .@okelay May 11 is the anniversary of Douglas Adams' death. #
09:36 RT @danguyf: Lady in the Water: Apartment manager fails to replace pool filter with dire results. #sfsynopsis #
19:32 Yoda vs Chuck Norris, who would win? #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Tue, 04 May 2010 02:02:00 +0000

19:20 There are many reasons I wish Douglas Adams was still alive, but for one, I think he would really dig Twitter. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Mon, 03 May 2010 02:01:00 +0000

09:04 @wielding Bilk, bristle, burble, bimble, budgerigar, blorp #
11:09 For some reason I'm getting hits on the keyword "what happened to write or die", which is alarming. #
12:11 Publishers try to give authors a smaller cut of ebooks, claiming it's more expensive. Hmm, file hosting, or this: bit.ly/9hFG44 #
12:18 @mock_ing_bird Not saying all publishers do this, but I've heard some major publishers do. #
12:30 @tommyl I'd really like to write one, p robably in the summer. Depending on whether or not I get one some time soon. #
12:31 @tommyl People always clamored for an iPhone version, which I thought was silly, but an iPad version would totally make sense. #
13:19 .@TriCorce I'd be curious to know how many words per minute someone can type on the iPad onscreen keyboard. #
14:28 My knockoff snuggie came in the mail yesterday. Now blanket/arm conflicts are a thing of the past! #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Sun, 02 May 2010 02:01:00 +0000

23:51 At the theatre, watching a midnight retro showing of Jaws! #
18:11 When you stop to think about it, the internal combustion engine is a pretty crazy idea. #
18:58 @EssentialArts Doesn't look like you're following me so can't DM, but feel free to email doctorwicked@gmail.com. Thanks! #
19:00 @karenthology You are aware that you can re-use pants, yes? #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Sat, 01 May 2010 02:01:00 +0000

21:26 Now I have a house with a firepit I hate junkmail less: it makes excellent kindling. #
11:19 RT @irkdesu: If an existing word ends in -y, you don't need to make up a synonym ending in -ful. Looking at YOU, "healthful"! #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:02:00 +0000

10:34 Some video I took of one of my sugar gliders being cute: bit.ly/a258gg #
13:04 I think the BBC is more lenient on swearing than US TV because British people sound so much better when they swear. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 02:02:00 +0000

01:12 @ingridmusic Pull out while you still can! Terrible movie. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:02:00 +0000

07:43 I would like to schedule a Cap'n Crunch delivery for...right now. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 02:01:00 +0000

20:53 @LensRentals This may amuse you and your followers: bit.ly/bHLlsU #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 02:02:00 +0000

09:53 When a piping-hot quesadilla wedge falls to the ground, do not catch it with your bare foot. #ninjareflexfail #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 02:01:00 +0000

10:39 Anyone with aspirations to podcasting should check out Amazon's deal of the day: Blue Snowball microphone for $58. amzn.to/9qJyoS #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 02:01:00 +0000

20:28 Chuck Norris has a pet jackalope. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 02:06:00 +0000

17:56 Even evil geniuses like myself have to pay taxes, and it really sucks. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 02:03:00 +0000

11:55 Anxiety makes even the simple act of checking email into an extreme sport. #
12:11 This is the essence of Write or Die, to violently throw yourself at productivity so that you're getting things done without noticing it. #
19:39 @PaperClippe you should at the very least hashtag your bouts of tourette's so we have some context. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:00:00 +0000

21:08 I tried some organic peanut butter. I must say the user interface leaves a lot to be desired. #
12:40 Disapproving chinchilla. tweetphoto.com/17522170 #
20:47 Fact: It is very difficult to leave the house whilst sugar gliders are being adorable. Corollary: Sugar gliders never cease being adorable. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 02:01:00 +0000

11:15 If you think weighing yourself is depressing, try taking a bath and seeing just how much water you displace. #

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doctorwicked@gmail.com (Dr Wicked) — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 02:00:00 +0000

11:18 This is what I'm up to this Easter morn. 5 services streamed live at bit.ly/wdlive Happy Easter! tweetphoto.com/17133529 #

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