Twittarr!

• 09:31 @VictoriaDahl That's just a warning, you're not REALLY in trouble till they nail one to your door or put one in your bed. #
• 13:12 Part of me wants to get published just so I can have the clout to teach and write books on writing. #
• 13:18 @herzleid I'm a mad scientist, I need to have an intimidating name. Though I'm a bit of a teddy bear in real life. #
• 13:40 @JennyAnn Yeah, but it doesn't really inspire confidence in students or book buyers to put "I have read a lot" on your book jacket or CV. #< /li>
• 13:48 @JacksonPearce If it's not hosted by Levar Burton I want nothing to do with it. #
• 14:42 True confessions: I used to think chihuahuas and [phonetically] "chi-wa-was" were two different breeds of dog. #
• 17:46 Hunka Hunka Burnin' Lint #1stdraftElvis #
• 17:47 A Little Less Conversation (A Little More Customer Service) #1stdraftElvis #
• 17:52 Just Let Me Be Your Grizzly Bear #1stdraftElvis #
• 17:54 Aloha Noid #1stdraftElvis #
• 18:02 Ain't Nothing But a Bichon Frise #1stdraftElvis #
• 18:05 Jailhouse Wok #1stdraftElvis #

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