Twittarr!

• 21:49 The Twitterverse has spoken and the little green novemcentegenarian would beat even a furious roundhouse kick from The Bearded Fist. #
• 23:43 @catvalente Happy Birthday! We must so sushi again sometime! #
• 00:42 Legend of Zorba. Whistle Command. Sonic the Hedgefund. Plants vs Zubaz. Half-Wife. #shittyvideogames #
• 00:53 @catvalente We must DO sushi again, cursed phone and cursed compulsion to never leave an uncorrected typo. #
• 00:59 Uncharted: Mallard's Fortune #shittyvideogames #ornithologyjokes #
• 11:37 Deadlines are like basilisks: dangerous when looked at directly. #
• 11:47 @britswitch Are you willing to change the actual phone or do you intend to put it in a case? #
• 12:17 @britswitch I'd find a metallic case with a fairly flat back and use a laserjet printer to print a design on glossy paper which you... #
• 12:18 @britswitch can transfer to the surface with an iron. Then lacquer over it with something clear to keep it from smudging. #
• 12:19 @britswitch As far as apps go I'm not sure what you can do beyond a nifty steampunky background image. #
• 12:20 @britswitch There's also the option of building a cool wrist gauntlet to mount it in. #
• 16:05 That "April showers bring May flowers" thing bears no relation to reality. It's just a conveniently rhyming LIE. #
• 16:15 @phiala We are having showers in May and had flowers in April. #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter