Twittarr!

• 23:11 When do people born on August 29-31st celebrate their half-birthday? #
• 07:17 We're beyond gloves at this point; I want to put my hands in a panini press. #
• 07:44 @littlefluffycat I'm so tired I at first thought you said dry ice instead of dry rice. I'm all like "That's not warm!" #
• 07:46 @britswitch Theoretically he has a point. It's not really coffee. #
• 10:06 The use of lip balm is every bit as contagious as yawning. #

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