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• 01:56 @JackieKessler Don't Talk to Strangers on a Train #hitchcocksesame #
• 15:53 RT @vampandora I think speeding tickets, etc should be tax deductible. I mean, they are going to the govt fund right? #
• 16:35 @leeroyglinchy @count_01 I know, it's a joke. #

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• 11:04 RT @rands: My expectation is that each cup of coffee contains one good idea. #

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• 22:27 RT @SBassoon: Forsooth should totally be the new f-word. #
• 22:38 @Junglemonkey It's stomach juices include preservatives to prolong the suffering. #
• 00:38 @Lileks Maybe he was part of the local Lions club, if that can't get you out of cuffs, what good is it? #
• 10:08 !@fabulouslorrain a well-organized library is the best defibrillator. #
• 12:37 @vampandora Twi'lek dancing girl! #
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• 15:09 @neilhimself (on a label) sighting at Ax Man in Crystal, MN. pic.gd/3fc462 #
• 18:35 Urban Dictionary does not satisfy my etymological curiosity. I ask you, whence "shawty"? myloc.me/NNLc #
• 20:13 !@greg04 Custom time is a feature I've implemented for Write or Die offline. And there will be a teacher's edition. myloc.me/NQBO #
• 20:50 !@lazyclaire Write or Die Desktop Edition is coming along swimmingly! #
• 21:01 !@lazyclaire @Asheyna @EelKat It will DEFINITELY be done in time for NaNoWriMo. #

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• 22:48 My nose is stuffed up with a cold. Homeopathic remedy of choice: Jalepeno chips. #
• 10:48 Today I wish to cocoon myself in laundry coming out only to prey on the weak among the annual migration of animal crackers. #

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• 12:46 Watching Top Gear. one of my favourite things about the Britons is how they whole-heartedly embrace failure. #
• 15:17 I'm confused, do Brits measure distance in miles and speed in kilometers? #
• 16:55 I have had a surprising variety of responses to my quandary, apparently distance and speed are imperial in GB but not elsewhere. #

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• 10:55 I'm such a nerd. I had a nightmare about dropping my phone, camera & iPod in a lake. #

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• 23:30 Saturday Night Live just isn't that funny now that we have Youtube. #
• 23:39 @vampandora I'm watching the best of Phil Hartman, which covers a range of what is considering "good" SNL. It's just not that funny. #
• 02:45 twitpic.com/iojme - A little preview of coming attractions. #writeordie #
• 09:38 Staying up til 3 does not seem to be helping my sore throat. I WAS MISINFORMED! #

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• 11:15 Wow, Romeo & Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss. Shakespeare with animated seals. Do they get clubbed to death at the end? bit.ly/2P51d #
• 15:29 twitpic.com/i318g - Really weird Russian ad, why do I want to hit the cute dragon with my plaid slipper? #
• 20:54 Bought Extra Thing to attain free Amazon Super Saver Shipping. Extra Thing is shipped in separate box. Go Amazon. #

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• 22:32 Early adopters are the penguins near the edge that get shoved in the water first to test for killer whales. #
• 14:54 If I had a store for new and expecting moms I'd call it "Ovaries and Underoos". #
• 16:05 How to Write a Novel Using the Web bit.ly/18I6l2 #

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• 22:56 Oh wow. Everyone go out and see 9. It is in ever way amazing. #
• 23:42 @badgerpendous As a whole I thought it was an amazing example of the skeleton of plot covered with gorgeous story. #
• 15:54 My friend has started an etsy store to sell cute Gargoyle and Bat related merchandise. Check it out, it's awesome. toadspell.etsy.com #
• 18:12 It's funny to watch company names get sillier and sillier as .com domain names get more and more scarce. #
• 19:28 @vampandora But Twitter makes sense as a word, j ust a glance at TechCrunch reveals "Fooala", "Radiusly" and "Fluidigm". Ow. #

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• 11:17 Comic Sans MS touched me in my bathing suit area. #
• 12:51 Movie soundtrack rule: Any movie even vaguely connected to Ireland must contain either U2 or the Cranberries. Usually both. #
• 14:54 @mightymur Are you still looking for promos for ISBW? Can I send you one for Write or Die? #
• 15:02 Finally backing up my iPod, all 70 GB of it, I wish there was an Apple-approved (or at least fast) way to do this. #
• 18:54 "This Folder Is Too Long For the Recycle Bin"? That's what she said! #

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• 09:49 My pastor used this pic as a sermon illustration not knowing it's the weighted Companion Cube. FTW! mypict.me/CMie #
• 13:33 RT @greygirlbeast: On style: I wish to hear the author's voice when I read. I don't buy that "author should be invisible" foolishness. #
• 14:12 Super Nerd Question of the Day: If you could have dinner with any font (or font family), which would it be? #

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• 00:10 twitpic.com/hep3h - Regina signed my ticket!!! #
• 09:55 Dear Pandora, Norah Jones is NOT SIMILAR to Regina Spektor IN ANY WAY. Thank you. #

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• 16:55 Dear The South: I understand. If the weather was hot and muggy year round I would be crazy too. #
• 18:05 twitpic.com/hd805 - At Regina Spektor concert! Joy! #

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• 21:24 Things I learned from Google Maps today: There is a "Happy Canyon" shopping center southwest of a "Bible Park" near Denver, CO. #

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• 08:51 Predictive text is an excellent tool for naming fantasy characters. #

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• 08:44 Why do they look at you with such incredulity when you only want 2 donuts a Dunkin Donuts? #
• 16:54 I think a passing child just thought I was Hagrid. #

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• 16:28 The modern wing of the Chicago Institute of Art looks and smells like an Apple store. #
• 17:20 twitpic.com/g8s6d - Cylon garden light #

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• 12:08 Pedantic Nerd moment: It really bugs me when people say "backslash" when telling you a URL. #
• 12:12 @follownadine Although if you use coderspeak # is pronounced "bang" so that might make some conversations more interesting. #
• 14:06 @epiguide Just "slash" or "forward-slash", backslash is only for windows file systems, it's C:\ but it's http:// #

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