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• 23:37 RT @NathanFillion Surfing is like donning a sheep disguise and playing in the woods where you know there are wolves. #
• 13:48 I'm watching a DVD of Pink Floyd's Pulse tour, these are not mere men. No indeed. #
• 20:43 Acorns: the only seed with a built-in beret. #

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• 22:36 The quotes for emphasis would indicate to me that the contest involves shooting an eagle. mypict.me/rhYu #

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• 21:19 My cruise control doesn't work any more and I desperately want to wire its button to an ejection seat. #

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• 11:10 There should be specially designated "costume-friendly" establishments within a certain radius of the Renaissance Festival. #
• 18:04 RT @ScottWesterfeld: I need a USB drive small enough to carry but too big to lose. Alas, I don't think that Venn diagram overlaps at all. #
• 20:39 @Paperclippe video mixtape! Talking nightlights! Stop motion pregnancy! Great soundtrack! Best movie ever! #Amelie #

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• 20:38 Wodehouse-era Britishism which sounds dirty now: "put your finger on the nub. #

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• 11:00 Procrastination is Nature's way to limit how much awesome is in the world at any given time. #
• 18:19 Opening one of your webdesigns for the first time in IE6 is like opening your fridge after the power's been out for a month. #

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• 21:27 Hopefully by their next album Coldplay will be over their U2 phase. #

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