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• 21:11 Wicked is now squeaky clean and intends to rest with great vigor. #
• 10:26 I slept so hard I put a dent in the earth's crust. #
• 12:36 Hunch wins the Best Search Engine Question Ever award: Are you more likely to A. Spoon B. Be spooned #
• 14:22 Yay for new chapter of #Fairyland! Go @NorwichGrrl go! Http://bit.ly/fairyland #

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• 21:37 Christopher Lincoln, author of Billy Bones is here. ustre.am/1QIs #
• 22:05 Paul narrowly avoids a whiskey bath ustre.am/1QIs #
• 00:47 @vampandora ssh into the shower and shut off the hot water #
• 09:28 No rest for the wicked. Also no time for the wicked to take a shower. #
• 12:27 @thefirstcricket you are the essence of bourgeois decadence #

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• 21:33 Pubcast back in effect with Betsy and Adam Stemple! (Paul and Lorraine live > ustre.am/1QIs) #
• 21:41 @amandapalmer Lots of #LOFNOTC happening live on the web over here with @fabulouslorrain ustre.am/1QIs #
• 21:55 Sexy guitar stringing action ustre.am/1QIs #
• 22:03 Every time Adam uses his banjo pedal it breaks the webcast (Paul and Lorraine live > ustre.am/1QIs) #
• 10:09 I think I write not because my dreams are fascinating, but because they are commonplace and I long to fill my head with wonder. #
• 10:56 Requesting an invite for Tweetboard Alpha (tweetboard.com) by @140ware, for my site: drwicked.com #
• 11:25 Pandora seems to think that since I'm listening to Irish Folk Music by people who Happen to Be From Canada that I want a Canadian Passport. #
• 13:14 A short stop-motion video I just made. Purell Man vs Swine Flu! twitvid.io/abYE #
• 20:14 Pubcast is forthcoming. On my way to Charlie's #
• 20:59 Paul and @fabulouslorraine Pubcast is LIVE! ustre.am/1QIs #

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• 23:43 Flailing about in my backyard with long exposures and an LED keychain www.flickr.com/photos/drwicked/sets/72157620436609545/ #
• 09:56 @fabulouslorrain I think the spiders are attracted to your toenail art. #
• 10:44 I do not understand how anyone who is not clinically dead could enjoy Spongebob. Even coma patients would be offended. #
• 11:02 It takes the death of the King of Pop for MTV to supplant their reality shows with actual music videos. #
• 11:28 I have now stopped watching TV, as much for your sake as for mine. #
• 11:56 @fabulouslorrain The Amazing Spider Catcher bit.ly/56B8c #
• 13:20 Made a Twibe for @fabulouslorrain's Fiends, go to twibes.com/fiends to join. #
• 14:04 @Arwenn73 That's all you need to do, just click Join on the page and it will tweet for you and join add you. #
• 15:07 Heading to #FiendCon with a very heavy bag o' technology. #
• 16:51 In Stillwater. Where my Fiends at? #
• 19:50 LIVE Pubcast of Paul and Lorraine featuring @fabulouslorrain! bit.ly/1eqYP #
• 20:01 Later tonight we'll have Betsy and Adam Stemple, get your seats early! bit.ly/1eqYP #
• 20:24 !@fabulouslorrain shall be singing Marilyn Monroe, which is an awesome song bit.ly/1eqYP #
• 20:45 And @Woodsmanhans is here now, woo! bit.ly/1eqYP #

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• 21:48 I'll have a Grande Latte with extra Hedgehog bit.ly/kc9wF #
• 22:42 Volkswagen is good at naming cars but absolutely rubbish at naming SUVs. Tuareg? RLY? #
• 16:18 Ducks on the water, also in the sky #realisticlyrics #
• 16:19 I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one's makin' a spreadsheet #realisticlyrics #
• 16:54 @Paperclippe Michael Jackson, it would appear, is not quite dead bit.ly/DktUf #
• 17:25 The downside of Twitter is that misinformation spreads just as fast. #
• 18:33 Dear Science, no more frivolous studies until you determine why celebrities always die in groups of three. #

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• 22:17 Future iPhone feature request: intelligently overdub hold music with custom music from personal library. #
• 23:03 Good Luck You Dark Grey Chancellor #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• 23:05 ...And You Will Know Us By Our Trail Mix #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• 23:09 The Crystal Meathead #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• 09:11 !@pseudosu remember, when you legume you make a leg out of u and me. #
• 09:14 As an act of passive defiance on this my last day at Starbucks I am playing @herasings & @jonathancoulton all day. #
• 11:53 My going away card myvid.me/5q1T #
• 18:02 I would watch a romantic comedy starring the Progressive Insurance girl. #
• 19:09 Michael Bay used a $squillion & 100 CG supercomputers making a brilliant art movie about the illusory nature of plot. bit.ly/f9l3 #
• 19:50 @powertwitter It would be nice to display a wee map when a user's location in lat,lng is known, this wouldn't be too hard. #

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• 22:36 I would watch news all the time if it was all auto-tuned bit.ly/tso0B #
• 08:11 Wow, woot.com is down. That's abnormal. Is it the @neilhimself apocalypse? #
• 09:04 As far as I can tell, fantasy football is basically Pokemon for adult males. #
• 11:01 Listening to the first two chapters of The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland for the 4th time. bit.ly/fairyland (@NorwichGrrl rocks) #

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• 22:02 I think @flickr needs to offer people the option of purchasing hard drives loaded with their own pictures for backup purposes. #
• 22:43 @loresjoberg idle animation? #
• 23:58 Ahh Phone Booth, I liked this movie, mostly because it played out like a hyper-extended Twilight Zone episode. #
• 08:47 @tobiasbuckell I'm still rocking my 12" PBG4 with no complaints. And I totally agree about the keyboard. #
• 09:14 @NorwichGrrl Yay New Fairyland! Do you have a coffee preference? We are picking up coffee on the way and would be happy to get you some. #
• 09:16 @NorwichGrrl I'd be happy to DM you but it appears that the following is not mutual. #
• 09:19 My 4th Street Fantasy Convention pictures are up www.flickr.com/photos/drwicked/sets/72157619925293081/ #
• 09:30 @britswitch Which magic video thingy? #
• 09:38 @britswitch 12seconds.tv is something I'm intending to use on a regular basis. #
• 11:26 "It is better to photograph clouds when there are clouds" and other amusing photography tips. snipr.com/kjrv5 #
• 12:21 Just dropped @NorwichGrrl off at the airport. Gorgeous author and gorgeous person. Yay! #
• 13:29 I am happy to report that I have only failed to avoid seeing 2 of these movies: snipr.com/kjsds #
• 14:36 I am an animal of words and diction is my plumage. #
• 15:20 I would say that PETA has jumped the shark, but they would consider that disrespectful to sharks bit.ly/zX15U #
• 16:17 @tobiasbuckell if you find a tray-fed scanner let me know. Neato has a card scan thing would be less annoying than flatbed #
• 18:48 Good question: RT @Paperclippe: Why is the abbr. for number 'no.' when there is no 'o' in 'number'? Is it a Latin-root thing? #

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• 22:23 @4thSt I regrettably have to wake up early or I'd be there still. What's happening? #
• 23:07 This made me cry and I don't cry easily bit.ly/5NMvY #
• 06:54 Billboards are as close as we get to the cheer up propaganda of the Great Depression and they're not nearly as interesting. #
• 09:45 I might be old fashioned but I think it's bad form to name mixed sunday school groups after predators & their prey. mypict.me/4Qto #
• 12:09 Brunching at #4thSt. Looking forward to more panels and perhaps party? #
• 13:20 Pat Wrede recommends bit.ly/CV6jH #4thSt #
• 15:05 All the outspoken people are out smoking at this point and we're talking about silkworms #4thSt #
• 15:46 @toniandrews I heart my AlphaSmart. I find the 2000 to be the most useful with the right amount of features. #
• 15:59 RT @twiliteminotaur 1) Internet created to stabilize a nation, used for chat. 2) Twitter created for chat, used to destabilize a nation. #
• 16:30 At the closing ceremonies of #4thSt, I'm hoping for incense and unicorns. #
• 16:38 No unicorns, no incense, but there will be another #4thSt, which is why there's hope. (This is my 1500th tweet, woo) #

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• 21:17 @FabulousLorrain Steven Brust says hi back #
• 21:38 #4thSt You know you're at a fantasy convention when... mypict.me/4zbZ #
• 08:44 UberTwitter beats the virtual pants off TwitterBerry on the Blackberry Storm. #
• 10:19 Back at #4thSt, watching a panel about series characters. #
• 10:56 "And the lived happily ever after (with a few minor exceptions)" #4thSt #
• 11:10 This land is barren of decent coffee. The only downside to #4thSt #
• 13:43 The cheif way in which this #4thSt differs from last year so far: More readers and fewer writers on the panels. #
• 13:43 Ack! I before E except after sleep deprivation! #
• 14:05 !@GrammarGirl You may have seen this already but I was amused. Internet-age Writing Syllabus tinyurl.com/cpg95q #
• 14:07 @dawn_armfield I think it may have more to do with fewer writers available to appear. #
• 14:24 @awpickens #4thSt is a fantasy convention taking place right now in MN fourthstreetfantasy.com #
• 14:59 @amandapalmer Favorite food: SUSHI! #
• 15:46 We got through the entire Fantasy & the Family panel without the odious newspeak phrase "hetero-normative". #4thSt #
• 16:57 "There is less good fiction than there is published fiction" - Patrick Nielsen Hayden #4thSt #

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• 23:56 <Fanboy gush> omg I just ate sushi with Catherynne Valente (@NorwichGrrl) eeee. </End fanboy gush> #
• 10:44 Free Story Idea: Antiques Roadshow for Vintage Dreams. #
• 12:02 Clothes won't dry on their own on account of 95% humidity + using the dryer mysteriously turns off AC = Perfect Storm of FAIL. #
• 13:32 12seconds - Getting ready for 4th Street Fantasy tiny12.tv/2WHNJ #
• 13:43 !@4thSt I just started a Twibe for 4th Street Fantasy Tweeps. twibes.com/4thSt Please RT thanks! #
• 15:17 RT @scalzi: My Blackberry Storm DOES NOT CARE that the iPhone 3GS was released today. So there. (as a fellow storm owner, ditto!) #
• 15:26 At #4thSt! Got my write or die pens which I will leave in conspicuous locations. #
• 16:39 I'm live uploading pictures of #4thSt as I take them, they will show up here tinyurl.com/km2wq4 (using @EyeFiCard) #
• 16:51 @fabulouslorrain Emma & Will are not here sadly. They are missed #
• 16:59 @fabulouslorrain I shall indeed. I'm sad to be missing the show tonight, especially if there's a chance for nekkid Polka Polka Polka #
• 17:44 Sacrifice the idea of a mass market audience in favor of a rapidly passionate niche audience -Cat Valente (@NorwichGrrl) #4thSt #
• 19:32 Were you to string the hair in this room end to end it would encircle the globe #4thSt #

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• 06:04 @danguyf I would be interested in dreamwidth's brand of sauce #
• 07:33 Score my @Threadless #twittertee submish! thrdl.es/~/ee9 (Thanks for nominating me @Rhiarti) #
• 14:43 Dear jerkwad: the fact that you are in a hurry doesn't make the curb where you've parked any less yellow. #
• 19:42 @NorwichGrrl Want to meet for malts at Snuffy's? (For reals) #
• 20:55 @NorwichGrrl we are headed for the hotel anyway. Do you like bubble tea? Obv. You can say no but the off isthere and we're going either way #

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• 21:02 Free Story Idea: The Flickr of Dorian Gray #
• 09:30 I seem to have some sort of British aura around me, no matter what device I use the internet adjusts to the preferences of my inner brit. #
• 09:34 @britswitch No it's not, I just have to learn to read Celsius. #
• 09:43 Facebook ads are starting to know me too well, I got Ukulele World and Legend of Zork on the same page. #
• 12:44 95% humidity is a preposterous distinction that should be reserved for places that are actually underwater. #
• 16:34 Smooch Smooch, Boing Boing #nicerfilmtitles (@lileks @kwmurphy) #
• 20:14 I wish that Gmail shortcuts would work everywhere. #
• 20:47 Facebook's core magic, Twitter's real time news stream with a really expensive-to-maintain photo site bolted on. (TechCrunch) #
• 20:59 Awesome interview with @jonathancoulton on Lifehacker bit.ly/ZGgM3 #

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• 21:38 Ecofont uses less ink by having tiny holes in the characters. Awesome. www.ecofont.eu/ecofont_en.html #
• 06:43 Steampunk radio drama revival touring Britain bit.ly/l393o We need this in the colonies. #
• 14:13 If I wrote a book about massage it would be called "The Well-Tempered Clavicle". #
• 19:29 The computer I'm working on does not have Helvetica installed on it! I need a support group. #
• 20:43 @LadySita I suggest duct tape, if that fails, brute force. #

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• 04:38 Time for another edition of "Ask a Tired Person"! Q: Does fatigue affect verbal skills? A: Yebth. #
• 14:46 @fabulouslorrain tacticalcorsets.com/ Finally the corset is USEFUL again! #

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• 06:30 It's time to organize. My laundry pile could contribute significantly to the fossil record. #
• 13:07 Moments of abject panic are how we know we are truly alive. #
• 14:22 I am against male toplessness. It's unsightly and unfair to ladies. #

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• 22:45 This whole Facebook countdown thing is way more gratifying than New Years Eve. #
• 23:02 Huzzah! facebook.com/drwicked is MINE! #
• 15:37 I am mildly bothered that I have a facebook username but still have to login using my e-mail address. #
• 18:26 There is a woman knitting and her ball of yarn is so large it looks like she's unraveling a cat. #
• 19:11 Clearly I'm out of the loop. I didn't know Knitting Awareness was a recognized social issue. #WWKIP #
• 19:27 My dream: To have HoHos and SoCos with JoCo in SoHo. #

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• 21:03 Watching Shaolin Deadly Kicks, I'm pretty sure they stole their entire soundtrack from James Bond movies. #
• 21:14 The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it - Francois de La Rochefoucauld #
• 08:35 Facebook username grab and digital cable switch tonight, all we need it a goat born with 5 legs and voila! Apocalypse! #
• 11:37 You know you're a yuppie when you let your toddler teethe on your Blackberry (true story). #
• 13:13 Attn retailers: Why not preempt your demise with honesty? Have a "Trying Not to Go Out of Business" Sale! #
• 14:37 I have no words for how much I like this. The Tale of How: vimeo.com/1516019 #

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• 21:07 Having a surreal chinese food experience with @fabulouslorrain #
• 09:23 Having to delete most of the apps on my Storm just so I have room to install an upgrade is a major Fail. Wish I had an iPhone. #
• 10:54 At Starbucks in Wayzata. Epicenter of yacht clubs, old money, trophy wives and potent perfume. #
• 14:27 APStyle straddles the fence between twitter and tweet verbs bit.ly/TgFL7 Just what we need, more ambiguity. #

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• 22:10 Dr Wicked's Tweetable Diet Plan: cut out sugar, drink mostly water, don't eat late, stay busy. Easy! #
• 23:03 Firefly on Blu-Ray is on sale for $39, if I had a Blu-Ray player this would be awesome tinyurl.com/lphx7s #
• 10:42 I have decided to declare my bed a sovereign nation from which I cannot be extradited. #
• 12:06 Audio Nerd Joke: In Soviet Russia, signal path follows YOU! #

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• 23:01 4AM is a fictitious time of day, it seems barely hypothetical when I set my alarm. #
• 07:16 Steampunk Flash Drive. DO WANT. bit.ly/hH1fX #
• 16:20 @danguyf @neverwear But I was just getting out the black candles and my last good goat! I am flattered that you inquired of me. #
• 16:22 ♪ Every tweet is sacred, every tweet is great. ♬ If a tweet is wasted, @God gets quite irate.♫ #

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• 14:07 Hitchhiker's Guide definition for Corporate America: see also Sirius Cybernetics - Marketing Division. #
• 15:04 Anyone who wants to use 2468 as their username AND password does not deserve to have an iPhone. (true story) #
• 16:13 Http://mymilktoof.blogspot.com was the only thing that could make me smile yesterday. #
• 17:53 For anyone perplexed by my Hitchhiker reference earlier: bit.ly/SZtfM #
• 19:19 Whenever I pay for gas at the counter I feel like I'm betting on a horse. #

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• 08:08 You know it's Minnesota when a fleece jacket is warranted in June. #
• 11:05 RT @NorwichGrrl Flash mobs are so weird. I can't even get my friends to agree on a good time for dinner. #
• 13:09 Instead of larger laptop screen we need light, thin, USB-powered LCDs for dual screen laptop action. Stack when not in use. #
• 14:59 twitpic.com/6uojo - Peanut butter chicken. WIN! #
• 18:31 Totally forgot that I was planning to go to the Crystal Method concert tonight. Oh well. #
• 19:14 I challenge anyone to avoid chair dancing during Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. Even in a public place, the compulsion is overwhelming. #
• 19:38 @greyrider It is indeed a song, just try not to jive, I dare you. bit.ly/RQRoU #
• 19:57 Tonight's adventure will feature the Blackberry Storm and the Case of the Rapidly Disappearing Battery. #
• 20:21 @ChandlerWrites Sometimes it seems to think about think too hard and goes into a battery-consuming loop. It is the suck. #
• 20:28 Wow, "think about think too long", lack of sleep spelling fail. #

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• 23:58 Rice cakes are porous on order to absorb guilt. #
• 00:22 Happy birthday Tetris! The celebratory Google logo is awesome. #
• 00:44 @herasings You need to do a cover of the Tetris song! #
• 09:20 I think I need this T-shirt site.despair.com/socialmediatee/ #
• 13:00 Thank you, Science, for saving me the expense of a car wash. #
• 15:38 RT @JustineLavaworm One of the best things about being a writer is that it doesnt matter what you look like. We dont write with our faces. #

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• 15:22 Dear Gmail, what about the contents of my inbox would lead you to believe that I'd be interested in uterine bleeding medication? #
• 15:52 twitpic.com/6oyo8 - Toilet trained kittens for sale?! #

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• 21:28 @littlefluffycat Issues is exactly what they've been lacking 8) Good to know they're not dead yet. #
• 10:33 We need to train birds to make nests in front of CCTV cameras. #
• 15:16 I would very much like one of these bit.ly/x4AdS #
• 17:20 Tiny birds born 2 days ago in a nest on my garage light, still too young to make noise. www.flickr.com/photos/drwicked/3596549364/ #

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• 21:39 What do you wish you had learned about writing in school? #
• 00:18 I feel a deep sympathy for the moths who die pursuing lightbulbs, they are nature's quintessential hopeless romantics. #
• 17:01 The Keurig machine produces a liquid which is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee. #
• 20:50 Does anyone know what's up with Weird Tales? Are they still publishing the print magazine? #

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• 21:15 @WoodsmanHans I will make an exception if your boss is @neilhimself #
• 22:08 A lot of great suggestions (was very amused by "Stacking Up" thx @BeautifulBane). What do you think of shelfmates.org? #
• 03:57 In the words of the philosopher Han Solo: "No reward is worth /this/". #
• 10:56 @neilhimself It seems there is an odd chivalric trend in spam. I got "Fertilize your male tree, conquer women favour with your new love gun" #
• 11:15 It's too bad J.D. Salinger is kindof a jerk bit.ly/tRfcu #
• 12:15 @danguyf The thing that got me was how he ended up changing fair use with his lawsuit. No doubt an interesting character but still... #
• 13:16 Whoever designed sprawling, shadeless parking lots clearly never owned a black car. #
• 15:54 @coffeeandmuse Write another book? #
• 16:27 Is lifehacker.com failwhaling for anyone else? #

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• 09:47 So far this morning: lost glasses, school loan payments and a terrifyingly large and leggy house centipede, this day can only get better. #
• 11:45 @amazonmp3 Nine Inch Nails wins for embracing technology and not persecuting fans #bandbattle #
• 12:04 We need a dating site for bibliophiles where instead of posting pictures of yourself you post pictures of your bookshelves. #
• 15:46 From the "diseases that would make for great stories" file: bit.ly/1qup6L #
• 16:55 Daft Punk is to vocoder as Yo Yo Ma is to cello. #
• 19:03 Now I need a good name for the aforementioned bookshelf dating service. #

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