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• 23:43 Ordered a twitter stamp from @vistaprint, tis nifty www.flickr.com/photos/drwicked/3579962243/ #
• 09:11 If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. -Isaac Asimov #
• 13:42 RT @oblique: Honor thy error as a hidden intention (from the oblique strategies) #

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• 01:41 @neilhimself I recall you saying that you read "How to talk to girls..." at CBGB, thought this might interest you tinyurl.com/cd6zu3 #
• 09:54 Write in the morning, code in the evening, swim in the ocean in the afternoon. Sigh, someday. Today, work. #
• 10:16 Watching Bones recently, the only place they lost me was when Bones the ultra pedant pronounces homogeous "homo-genius" #
• 14:13 It's hypothetical saturday! If you were a Bond villain, which one would you be? #

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• 05:46 The dead trees version of the New York Times is going up to $6 on monday. Hmm, NYT or A WHOLE PAPERBACK BOOK? Tough call. #
• 07:44 Baby otters! bit.ly/11vBMV #
• 09:50 #followfriday @lileks @sketchcomics (also @loresjoberg) @BillCorbett #
• 10:18 Chuck Norris can make an omelette without breaking any eggs. #
• 12:14 How did checks last as long as they did? Here's a piece of paper with all my bank acct info. My license# too? Sure! #
• 13:16 The robot revolution will begin when the millions of Roombas in the Woot.com warehouse gain sentience. There will be a reckoning. #
• 18:47 For all you Mac people who make web things, Panic software is having a 50% off sale, I just bought Coda, it rocks. panic.com #
• 19:56 @vampandora So far I'm digging on Coda. The integrated SSH/SFTP is really nice. #
• 20:26 Album Art Fail: www.flickr.com/photos/drwicked/3577547582/ #

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• 11:29 I love the smell of CAT5 in the morning. #
• 15:54 Is there a proper name for the one-liner author recommendations on a book's cover? Besides blurb? #
• 16:21 Thank you, most helpful hive mind, endorsement was the word which woefully escaped me. #

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• 23:48 I want a drag and drop application for automagically rounding the corners of images, does such a thing exist? #
• 01:53 RT @rands Obsession is the art of the finding the new in familiar places without losing your mind. #
• 10:59 Owls are the best birds ever! This one likes to have its head scritched short.to/bunh #
• 14:44 twitpic.com/62k3j - Uncle Hugo's in Mpls; the best kind of bookstore. #
• 16:10 Write or Die:DE feature requests updated. bit.ly/QkkDr #
• 16:14 @loresjoberg That is totally what I expected the "Best of Car Talk" compilation CD to be, I was disappointed. #
• 16:44 I appear to have angered the spam gods, my spam folder is more "enlarged" than usual. #
• 17:27 Dark Gerund and his sidekick The Infinitive Splitter #crapnamesforsuperheroes #
• 18:33 I need obscure Lovecraftian words for a project I'm working on, any suggestions? Tweet me or add to the list tinyurl.com/r6gyt5 #
• 20:18 The Shark Whisperer #crapnamesforsuperheroes #
• 20:54 Today is the last day to register for 4th St Fantasy Convention, if you're in or near MN you should come: www.4thstreetfantasy.com/ #
• 20:54 Awkward Family Photos, I am torn between laughter and internal hemorraging awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ #

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• 21:14 It's probably good that Plants vs Zombies is not available for Mac, I'd never get any work done. #
• 23:32 @jacksvalentine Okay I was wrong about Plants vs Zombies not being available for Mac, but I must not let myself know I was wrong. #
• 10:55 Write or Die is $115 cheaper and hopefully more effective than this but I am amused by the concept nonetheless. is.gd/E0mP #
• 15:02 I'll probably ask this again but what features would you like to see in Write or Die desktop edition? (besides just being available offline) #
• 18:54 In my beautiful nerd world, there's a laser cutter in every copy shop and we all can do things like this: snipr.com/is1sf #
• 19:22 New Blog Post: Write or Die Desktop Edition feature requests. bit.ly/QkkDr #

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• 21:31 If @feliciaday really worked at Sears, I would buy TWO washer/dryers from her. #
• 09:56 Why do we grill today? Is in in some way symbolic? #
• 11:39 I've been making a lot of typos lately, I need more sleep. #
• 12:45 Vote for my Lol featuring Sushi the Hedgehog! snipr.com/ipkdm #
• 13:55 I have a nasty habit of not cashing checks, as though I think that checks are like fine wine, growing in value the longer left alone. #
• 16:37 Student keeping a library of banned books in his locker, I would like to buy this guy lunch is.gd/CWGD #
• 19:10 @LadySita Whenever I feel curmudgeonly it always helps to have my sentiments validated in song bit.ly/uYrmZ #

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• 13:03 Can't wait till @4thSt, going to give out pens like a mofo. #
• 14:07 The internet slows down on weekends which has always surprised me. You people myst have lives or something. #
• 15:59 I should write a book about writing, prior literary success does not seem to be a prerequisite. #
• 17:17 Sushi the Hedgehog does not always like to wake up www.flickr.com/photos/drwicked/3561071510/ #
• 20:29 @catchthecat in my opinion an antihero is one whose hero's journey drags him kicking and screaming through the story. YMMV FWIW #

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• 23:59 Just entered Write or Die into the @MinnesotaCup with only 2 minutes till deadline. Procrastination FTW! #
• 08:53 Things I hate about OS's: If one file in a group you're moving is corrupt, the WHOLE transfer fails. #
• 09:34 Why is "oops" plural? #
• 17:43 Today is National Leave Your Keys at Starbucks Day. 3 people so far. #

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• 21:12 Plants vs Zombies = WIN! Go Popcap, you have again manufactured digital crack. www.popcap.com/games/pvz #
• 10:14 Drop dead gorgeous Steampunk casemod bit.ly/CvLRA #
• 11:17 Some people require alcohol to banish self-consciousness, I choose sleep deprivation. #
• 13:31 Every time I see "Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input" my first response is "That's what SHE said." #

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• 22:40 WolframAlpha reminds me of the librarian from Snow Crash. #
• 10:43 Anyone know of a good primer for getting one's first tattoo? Also, MN tattoo shop recommendations? #
• 18:01 Why is it that, given a family with two children, one sibling will get all of the organization-fu and the other will get none? #

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• 10:56 We need to petition to include a Twitter Bird icon in the default ASCII character set. #
• 11:38 Making some Write or Die pens with @Vistaprint to hand out at @4thSt #
• 11:43 On second thought, pens are expensive! I'm going to get some free return address labels and stick them on cheap pens. #
• 11:59 Speaking of @4thSt, any writers in the MN area should come, June 19-21 just west of Mpls, awesome lil' con: www.4thstreetfantasy.com/ #
• 12:16 @OhSoSqueamish I am indeed working on an offline version of Write or Die, do you think $10 is a good price? #
• 14:02 What to do when you run out of ideas (from lifehack.org) snipr.com/iffpl Can be applied to writing without much effort. #
• 15:40 My 17" Dell LCD monitor is heavier than a 17" iMac, there's something profoundly wrong about that. #
• 20:44 e.e. cummings would have LOVED magnetic poetry. #

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• 22:33 RT @apelad A Great White Shark can smell a single drop of blood from outer space. #
• 10:52 "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music" -Nietzsche #
• 13:41 Dear Sherlock Holmes movie, please do not suck, I like your trailer very much. bit.ly/12NpWq #
• 14:18 @anniechapman Robert Downey Jr as Holmes and you're upset about Watson!? #

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• 17:44 I'd like to see authors cite their research and inspiration. #

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• 22:37 BookTV is not nearly as interesting as it should be. #
• 08:30 Cargo pants : the purse you wear on your legs. #

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• 19:09 Lifehacker: Loosen your writing grip to reduce pain. short.to/9ord (I'm a wuss when it comes to pen & paper) #

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• 17:17 When you bet dollars to donuts do you win donuts? If so can we bet dollars to bacon? #
• 18:31 Fixed newsletter subscription. Silly billing dept. If you couldn't subscribe, feel free to do so here drwicked.com/subscribe.html #
• 18:47 #followfriday @joe_hill (writes and is funny), @herasings (is gorgeous), @lileks (is hilarious), @rands (is often profound) #

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• 23:10 Amy Tan on Creativity, TED talk. Funny and inspiring bit.ly/GNZzM #
• 10:31 To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time." -Leonard Bernstein #

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• 08:24 Working on a new story. Hopefully I get some more government sponsored time to kill so I can write the next chapter. #

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• 07:38 I have jury duty this week so any daytime tweets you receive will be conveyed by Mildred, my clairvoyant carrier pigeon. #
• 13:09 Government air freshener smells EXACTLY like lemon Pez. #
• 20:19 MacZot today has a nifty little app for spellchecking, might be useful: www.maczot.com/ #

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• 12:05 Blueberry Girl by @neilhimself, reminds me of the best days of Reading Rainbow bit.ly/DDvWM #
• 19:39 Why hello Spring, I'm sorry for whatever my sinuses did to you. Can the feud end now? #

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• 15:17 I rarely do this but please vote for @kempefoundation in the @Twittacause project - tinyurl.com/dc3vgz Thanks! #
• 15:41 A sinister cabal of divorce lawyers got together and set fishing opener on Mother's Day weekend to help compensate for the spring slump. #
• 20:47 Craig's addendum to Murphy's Law: Nothing worth buying on Craigslist will be sold by anyone within 30 miles of your house. #

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• 10:04 I wonder if all of the conspiracy theorists are mad now that paranoia has been adopted as a national pastime. #
• 15:16 Attention Teenagers: You can only wear T-shirts of bands who died before you were born if you write an essay on their cultural significance. #
• 18:21 @Paperclippe Pancake-deprivation related homicide is a thing of the past thanks to the widespread propagation of iHOP. #
• 20:31 Old Country Buffet now has steak wrapped in bacon. They are tampering with forces well beyond their comprehension. #

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• 18:21 Do yourself a favor and sit outside to write today. Every day is fleeting, spring days doubly so. #

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• 09:16 Dear USBank, requiring Flash for mobile banking = FAIL. #
• 15:48 twitpic.com/4mc5t - Hedgehog meets dandelion #

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• 19:27 twitpic.com/4imgs - Meet Matsumari #
• 19:40 She is an African Pygmy hedgehog, her name is a contraction of matsu, which means pine tree, and mari, which means ball. Appropriate, no? #

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• 09:42 Eating Lucky Charms. I wish they had Portal cereal with wee marshmallow turrets, companion cubes and cakes. #
• 15:34 @Paperclippe re: Quarantine. I was surprised it didn't do better in theatres. I liked it much better than Blair Witch. #
• 20:54 twitpic.com/4gany - I embrace my fortune tonight. #

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• 12:12 One month with BlackBerry Storm: love the functionality, dig the clickscreen, wish there were more apps, freezes occasionally. Overall: win. #
• 18:51 Whenever I see San Pelegrino water I read it San Peligro and i think Saint Danger would make an awesome comic book. #

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