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• 14:52 New metric for quantifying the hipness of an establishment: MDI, the Mac Density Index. #
• 20:18 In addition to listing the gas stations the blue signs on freeway exits should list gas prices with networked LEDs. #

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• 12:00 If evolution works like it's supposed to our grandchildren will all have pointy thumbs for easier texting. #

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• 07:03 Do I get extra points for finding spelling errors on the American Copy Editors homepage? #
• 12:57 I dare anyone to write a readable short story with place and character names taken directly from Captchas and spam senders. #

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• 12:23 twitpic.com/43xsv - Somehow the importance of this warning is diminished by the use of Comic Sans #
• 19:27 Just had a Best Buy employee talk at me for 20 minutes about how she roleplays her Pokemon character as a fanatic vegan. Not. Even. Kidding. #

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• 15:43 Of all the English computer company slogans, my favorite is ASUS: "Rock Solid. Heart Touching." #

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• 12:13 Read "October in the Chair" by @neilhimself if you want to know what April is like. #

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• 06:09 This is me today icanhascheezburger.com/2009/04/22/funny-pictures-bursting-with-joy/ #
• 08:53 Sunrise is so beautiful that they have to have it early in he morning so you can't fully appreciate it because if you did you'd explode. #

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• 13:00 I am in a creative funk. And James Brown in nowhere to be found. #
• 15:24 The difference between an angry scientist and a Mad Scientist is the amount of coffee administered. #

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• 22:15 Can't kill process, memory hog, keeps popping up annoying warnings: why are there identical symptoms for virii and antivirus software? #

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• 21:58 My desire for a Vespa scooter is rapidly escalating into Need status. #
• 06:35 At Starbucks a double espresso is called a doppio. Logically, a triple shot ought to be called a Threepio. #
• 11:00 I need more tangible nerd friends. At least enough for a posse, but I'm shooting for a cadre. #
• 11:39 By tangible I mean in close geographical proximity. My international nerd posse is vast if I can count all of you in. #
• 13:20 Hooray for nearby Asian market with DIY bubble tea supplies!! (two exclamation points denote extreme glee) #

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• 23:20 I deeply enjoy Яolcats www.rolcats.com/ #
• 15:08 Legitimizing my MP3 collection one bargain bin at a time. #

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• 18:07 I've had all the baths I can usefully have today. I'll never use this pruning technique. It is the Long Dark Teatime of the Soul. #

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• 10:43 @IngridMusic can break my heart any time she wants. #
• 12:20 If I had a metal band I'd name it Blunt Force Mama #
• 12:45 @SBassoon Two words : Bad Touch. (re: why did hypercolor shirts go out of style?) #
• 17:11 Finally broke down and bought myself a Snowball! Now podcast will have decent audio! #
• 20:02 @Junglemonkey Going to rerecord the stories I already have and get things rolling again. It will not always be a semi-annual podcast. #
• 20:07 The Blue Snowball is the lightsaber training droid of condenser microphones. #

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• 21:26 Madness in the Lovecraftian mode is only damaging when the sufferer tries to keep one foot on the shore of sanity. I say set sail! #
• 06:19 Early mornings are an olfactory nightmare. Office drones slather on enough dime store pheremones to last all day. Their stench precedes them #
• 07:30 This is true: thisisindexed.com/2009/04/deadlines/ #
• 12:21 Story idea for the day: The Ersatz Iceberg and the plot to sink the Titanic. #
• 15:32 When constructing a resumé, resist the urge to spell skills with a "z". #

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• 21:02 WYSIWYG editors are to HTML what chainsaws are to brain surgery. #
• 23:54 I am eating bacon and watching Taken. Such a rhyme occurrence is rare. #

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• 20:10 The world needs an Annotated Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. #

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• 21:20 @twitter Feature Request: User's last 5 tweets in the "X is following you on Twitter" mail so I get a taste for who I might want to follow. #
• 16:44 The chief purpose of celery is to assuage the guilt attendant upon eating peanut butter straight from the jar. #
• 18:40 twitpic.com/32n1u - Would like to get this tattooed. #

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• 16:27 Me: why are you dressed as The Green Lantern? Guy: because I have a dentist appointment. Me: You, sir, are awesome. (true story) #

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• 18:11 Attention Folk Singers: If you find yourselves lacking in awesome, it is probably because David Wilcox has it all. #

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• 10:27 Dear current month: who are you and what have you done with April? #
• 17:14 Follower survey: if you could change one thing about the publishing industry what would it be? #

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• 15:57 I love comic shops. The patrons are precisely my brand of strange. #
• 20:33 When I grow up I will astonish my children with tales of times when only nerds used Macs #

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• 15:56 For anyone with even a passing interest in webdesign, smashingmagazine.com never fails to be awesome. #

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• 19:33 twitpic.com/2seri - Platypus vs Dodo #
• 19:45 Free story title Friday : A Hitman Makes a Sandwich. #

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• 13:47 twitpic.com/2q9a4 - Bookshop cats are the best cats #
• 15:56 twitpic.com/2qfus - Sleeping Bat Friend! #
• 16:23 twitpic.com/2qha8 - Closeup of Friend Bat. Note splayed feets and fuzzy ears. #

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• 22:42 Nice April Fool's post from Jeff Vandermeer: tinyurl.com/dyk7f6 Bookdeath! #
• 09:04 twitpic.com/2ogr1 - Worst April Fool's joke, EVER! (view out my window) #
• 12:42 As a defense mechanism to compensate for my extreme gullibility I will be believing nothing that is presented to me until tomorrow. #

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