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• 22:27 How to introduce a character tinyurl.com/cyjm35 Screenwriting tip useful for all writers. #
• 07:04 We Minnesotans are not big on conflict. Our idea of passive resistance is short sleeves in March. #
• 13:08 It's days like this that make me want to re-roll for dexterity. #
• 18:37 Please vote for my "We are all pixels..." T-shirt submission on Threadless: is.gd/pY2d Thank you, that is all. #
• 18:42 Reading up on what makes a children's picture book. Aiming to warp some young minds. #

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• 10:41 In addition to death and taxes, one more thing is certain: McDonald's breakfast stops at precisely 10:30. Not a minute later. #
• 15:28 I'm going to write a best seller. Part self-help, part marine biology. Title: The Porpoise-Driven Life #

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• 10:10 For anyone considering substance abuse as an aid to writing, I recommend instead that you experiment with sleep deprivation. #

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• 00:02 Ursula K. Le Guin on What Makes a Story: www.ursulakleguin.com/WhatMakesAStory.html #
• 19:24 The older you get the more two-dimensional your presents become. This is not a bad thing. #

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• 13:49 Picking up an Xbox 360 on Craigslist for $185! Left 4 Dead here I come! Other must-have game recommendations welcomed. #
• 16:28 There are Seven (7) different options for facial mole placement for Xbox avatars, this seems excessive. #
• 16:31 Okay, now I need Xbox friends. My gamertag is DoctorWicked, feel free to friend me or send me your gamertag and I'll friend you. #

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• 21:24 Write till your battery dies and get more done: tinyurl.com/c7n6nv #
• 05:33 Actually, it's more profound this way : We are all pixels / Separately luminous / Shining together #

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• 00:20 @dinajames gave me the poem suggestion "little black kittens" which I have made into a creepy Sestina tinyurl.com/dx88xp #
• 10:08 Winter is a James Bond villain and we are all still dangling above the piranha tank. #
• 15:36 twitpic.com/2ftj3 - #
• 15:38 The new Starbucks cards are suspiciously Twitteresque www.twitpic.com/2ftj3 #
• 15:54 For anyone missed the conclusion to last nights Bored at Work Poetry Challenge, I present Little Black Cat Sestina tinyurl.com/dx88xp #
• 17:15 The process of becoming a manager is a lot like strip mining : the gradual & destructive removal of everything unique & valuable. #

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• 15:41 You know Twitter is taking off when you are followed by your local chinese restaurant. @AmazingChinese #
• 16:27 The Black MacBook is nothing but a status symbol. That doesn't mean I don't yearn deeply for it. #
• 18:36 Bored at work. Give me a topic and I will write a poem and post a pic of it. #

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• 10:20 Dear She & Him: It is time for Volume Two. #

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• 19:43 The deadline question was because Write or Die is essentially a short-term deadline generator but I want to think bigger. #

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• 13:09 Getting an oil change. They're playing opera in the Jiffy Lube lobby. Win. #
• 15:05 @elizabethrydan I'm not crazy. You must have been listening to my fellow scientists. I'll show them all! #
• 15:07 @doycet re: 48 minute increment. See my blog on the 48 minute rule. Http://drwicked.com #
• 16:51 Useless Retail Skill I Have Acquired: The ability to identify coins by their sound on the counter. Can't count them yet, not Rainman #
• 17:37 twitpic.com/2bx7w - Agghh! My Hip! #
• 18:26 I would be delighted if you all would give me your thoughts on the effectiveness (or lack thereof) of artificial deadlines. #

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• 11:41 My new business cards from @vistaprint! www.twitpic.com/2a31s #
• 15:03 Retail Law: Perceived savings is directly proportional to how haphazardly a product is displayed. Hence : bargain bins. #
• 16:54 Why is a cash register also called a till? It is neither "to plow furrows in soil" nor a modifier of distance in time. #

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• 21:30 @maddyg44 Come watch Quiche play, Maddy! tinyurl.com/9pzxkx #
• 21:48 twitpic.com/27dyf - Paul and Lorraine #
• 11:19 @maddyg44 congratulations! Have fun with that slippery tooth feeling! #
• 17:29 @rands on The Art of the Tweet. Nailing it, as usual. tinyurl.com/dc2uct #
• 18:00 The stars align! Pandora available for Blackberry just 2 days after I purchase one. Woot! #
• 18:01 The stars collide with my brain! Not supported on Storm yet. Crapulent! #
• 18:14 @websterwer I dig the Storm. No major usability complaints. Still wish it was an iPhone but c'est la vie. I recommend it. #
• 19:07 It would be nice if I could easily save bookmarks to the homescreen on the Blackberry. #
• 19:37 @Paperclippe Pandora is available for the Curve I believe. And the rest of you, no more cracks about getting an iPhone :) #
• 19:38 @websterwer The actual homescreen, it'd be nice to click on Memiary on the homescreen and go there right away. #

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• 09:43 Happy St Patrick's Day everyone! Live web cast begins at 3 CST. Stay tuned! #
• 15:17 I am webcasting Paul and @fabulouslorrain live all night from Charlie's Pub for St Pat's! tinyurl.com/9pzxkx #

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• 21:16 twitpic.com/257z0 - Dan Aykroyd is coming! #
• 13:37 Not my best day ever. Car broke temporarily. Phone broke permanently. Spilled chocolate all over myself. Brain on vacation. Want outside. #
• 13:39 @kaiserinTweet I'm not a non-social Tweep, I am just frequently out-and-about and my (now dead) phone could not get @replies. #
• 18:50 Just got a new Blackberry Storm. Trying it out #
• 19:06 @dbuffini wish it was an iPhone but am stuck with verizon. #

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• 10:31 @cloudscudding Sprite is way too syrupy. If there's no club soda to be found, it's 7up for me all the way #
• 12:34 I have so many other useful things on my Google homepage that I frequently forget that I can use it to search the internet. #

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• 12:40 The Geek Challenge Question: What is the opposite of fail? If they say anything but "win" you are dealing with a non-geek. #
• 15:56 Attn: Teenagers. The past tense of the word "text" would be "texted," you do not say "I text you yesterday". If you must verb, verb right! #
• 16:20 I am in favor of satirically intentional abuses of language such as lolspeak but cannot abide the careless use of words. #

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• 00:41 Oh no! My interwebs are down! I shall be forced to be productive! #
• 16:56 Eating animal crackers. They should make people crackers to feed to animals and zombies. #
• 17:10 After all, the Jell-o brain mold was originally designed for self-conscious vegetarian zombies. #
• 17:16 By vegetarian i mean "does not eat people" in much the same sense as Edward is a vegetarian vampire. #

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• 10:09 If Spring and Winter were warring deities I could easily believe that Spring is dead and Winter is the new lord of these lands #
• 18:24 Maybe if we had more werewolves we'd have fewer weird people coming out around the full moon. #

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• 13:10 It would not be safe for me to travel to Australia or New Zealand as I would fall in love with everyone for the sound of their voice. #
• 19:19 I think the Girl Scouts would sell a heck of a lot more cookies if they didn't always sell them during lent. #

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• 23:36 Trend I'd like to see Die: Horizontal scrolling on portfolio sites. #
• 01:56 Is happiness in love about pursuing a dream of love that's always haunted you, or learning to be happy with the love around you? #
• 10:19 is off into the world in search of answers, and breakfast. Not necessarily in that order. #
• 13:41 Just ordered a veggie pizza with bacon. Bacon is my favorite vegetable. #
• 15:10 Periodic Table of Typefaces: tinyurl.com/be2nyv #
• 19:27 New Unit of Measure: LPM, or "Likes Per Minute", applied to the conversation of teenage girls. A shorthand for quantifying stupidity. #

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• 23:41 Thanks everyone for your well-wishes today! I had an excellent birthday and very much appreciated getting your @s. Pics: is.gd/mtvf #
• 18:24 Irony is... Corporate sign in the entrance of a derelict Circuit City reading simply "We're With You" #

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• 00:48 Watching House but have been watching a lot of Fringe so I think the diagnosis for everything is "The Pattern" #
• 11:06 Because Daylight Savings Time robbed me of an hour of my birthday I will be having 20 minute "minibirthdays" every day for the next 72 days. #

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• 21:10 My mocha/raspberry sauce tribute to Watchmen: www.flickr.com/photos/drwicked/3333808109/ #

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• 21:16 Anyone know a good place to get reasonably high quality business cards printed at non-exorbitant rates? #
• 22:33 Distant friend and I watching The Office together over Video iChat. I ♥ technology. #
• 00:31 Going with Vistaprint for free mad scientist/writer business cards and Zazzle for fancy webdesign business cards. Thanks for the input! #
• 00:38 In honor of St Patrick's Day, I have concocted a T-shirt design www.flickr.com/photos/drwicked/3329439437/ #
• 20:19 If they ever did a remake of Hogan's Heroes, Bruce Campbell would be a perfect Hogan. #

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• 11:42 I have the worst morning amnesia, no matter how important something is, if it's within 2 hours of waking I will forget it. #
• 14:52 New phrase to express that something was okay but not great: "It was nothing to blog about" #
• 19:53 Kill the Hardcover: www.holtuncensored.com/hu/things-id-love-to-see-4/ (via boingboing) #
• 20:10 RT @rands Anyone who says it's easy to type on an iPhone has never deeply loved a keyboard. #
• 20:15 I assess any three line blurb to see whether it's an accidental haiku. I am not ashamed. #
• 20:20 @birdchick @neilhimself @bstiteler You could do a Daft Punk video, with BEES! tinyurl.com/bh7hug #

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• 21:12 Next time I encounter two people talking on bluetooth headsets in close proximity I will go all River Tam: "Two by Two, Teeth of Blue" #
• 23:39 www.mirrorsedge2d.com/ is everything I liked so much about N with better graphics and fine-tuned gameplay. #
• 23:59 @birdchick This bird digs him some James Brown tinyurl.com/bpkd96 #
• 00:28 I wish there was a task manager for Firefox that would tell me how much memory each addon is using. #
• 01:10 Anthropomorphic countries explain WW2 FTW! tinyurl.com/agb9qq #
• 07:51 @herasings Inverse order options.tweetree.com lets you see the tweets to which people are replying. Otherwise Tweetdeck I think #
• 07:53 Going to the zoo today, going to see my favorite bird ever, the Tawny Frogmouth tinyurl.com/6kj3jo (so cute and angry!) #
• 15:57 @furrytigerkitty They probably wanted to study the bouzouki to rip off its design and reverse the current industry slump. #
• 17:45 Pics from zoo trip today, complete with tawny frogmouth and other excitement tinyurl.com/bln83x #

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• 10:20 Attention All Designers: Learn to Write! www.alistapart.com/articles/learntowrite (A List Apart) #
• 18:01 Rhubarbarian: One who heartily and/or violently enjoys rhubarb. #
• 20:41 @paulandstorm Wonka Tinglerz, for your "snack food or sex toy" collection twitpic.com/1tyxe #
• 20:48 Someone just compulsively straightened the postcards on the tea bar like I do and she has a penguin bag, I am already her friend in my head #

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• 23:59 Today's Tip: Make sure that a tenuous connection is indeed functional before you apply careful layers of electrical tape. #
• 12:53 Write or Die Update! Warning before leaving the page so you'll never lose your words (unless you're lazy on kamikaze mode) is.gd/5cEV #

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• 22:47 It's even harder to explain Write or Die to people who are mildly inebriated. #
• 02:11 I am disturbed by the fact that "gentle warming sensation" is a phrase that occurs in ads for both KY & cough syrup. #
• 10:33 Going to Uncle Hugo's to do some lovely book shopping today tinyurl.com/bnffnb #
• 11:09 Peregrine (i.e. Pippin from LotR) is a terrible name for a Hobbit, I would think a Peregrine falcon would eat a Hobbit, given half a chance. #
• 11:35 @coraline73 Oh, okay, well as long as peregrine falcon's stay small. It still seems strange to name a small creature after a bird of prey #
• 11:43 @phiala I know, both were named fromthe same latin word, I just found it amusing. #
• 12:04 Any time Microsoft adds the word "Live" to something it instantly becomes suckier. Leave it to them to co-opt the word for existence. #

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