Twittarr!

• 21:26 Madness in the Lovecraftian mode is only damaging when the sufferer tries to keep one foot on the shore of sanity. I say set sail! #
• 06:19 Early mornings are an olfactory nightmare. Office drones slather on enough dime store pheremones to last all day. Their stench precedes them #
• 07:30 This is true: thisisindexed.com/2009/04/deadlines/ #
• 12:21 Story idea for the day: The Ersatz Iceberg and the plot to sink the Titanic. #
• 15:32 When constructing a resumé, resist the urge to spell skills with a "z". #

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