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• 21:58 @SBassoon I've been going back through xkcd because the first time I didn't look at all the ALT tags, which adds 32-78% more humor. #
• 13:37 There is a certain kind of zeal which is found only in suicide bombers and people who buy only organic food and sweeten things with Stevia #
• 16:51 Kill em with kindness, love your enemies, i wish you could make mean people mentally hemorrhage by being nice to them. #
• 17:18 I wonder if there's something atmospheric that's responsible for lots of lightbulbs burning out in quick succession. #
• 18:11 Age and maturity have done absolutely nothing to assuage the compulsion to climb the parking lot snow pile that's tall as a tree. #

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