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• 01:25 I have no idea how Neil Gaiman can write his whole book longhand, but then again, he's Neil. tinyurl.com/7wyezo #
• 13:57 Twilight Zone marathon on scifi! Woot! #
• 14:54 New year's resolution #1: develop functional time management skills #
• 19:50 If I had my own professional polka team, i would call them The Polkanauts. #

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• 01:49 @gwenbell re: yvettesbridalformal.com/ My eyes are bleeding, and so is my soul. #
• 14:38 twitpic.com/y05n - At a lovely little coffee shop in Anoka called Avant Garden #
• 17:56 At the Apple Store, would like an iPhone very much. twitpic.com/y2kd #
• 19:21 Murphy's Law of Merging: when you switch lanes to get around a slow person they will instantly speed up. #

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• 22:21 Dear cranky political lady who frequents my store: Your bitterness will cause you more harm in the long run than dairy products ever will. #
• 00:43 @AlexandraLynn That site has done irreparable violence to my brain. #
• 00:45 The Llama Song: z0r.de/?id=1146 #
• 00:51 I am apparently very late to the llama dalek party. #
• 01:01 Speaking of Daleks, I've been meaning to get into Dr Who, i like what little i've seen of the new version. Is the old one 'must see'? #
• 02:13 My fish are so excited about the food in front of them that they often spit out the food already in their mouths. There's a deep thought. #
• 10:53 Have been reading Sherlock Holmes, in need of other good mystery short stories. Recommendations? #
• 12:50 I've read Poe and Christie, any other mystery recommendations? #
• 20:49 Overheard justification: Vegans can have cheesecake. #

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• 23:42 Bubble tea o'clock! #
• 11:36 @jchutchins @podcast411 So did podango die or just start sucking? #
• 13:38 @jchutchins First TSFPN and now Podango, doubleplus ungood #
• 15:29 wonders if freelance is a good idea in the current economic climate. Might be the only option. #
• 15:45 tinyurl.com/99ccly @rands nails it, as is his habit. #
• 17:17 MN drivers are not Minnesota Nice, it's just that you can't flip someone off with mittens on. #

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• 21:41 Craziest. Drink. Ever. Iced Quad Venti 14(!) pump nonfat 10(!) splenda with whip latte. #
• 21:42 Craziest. Drink. Ever. Iced Quad Venti 14(!) pump hazelnut nonfat 10(!) splenda with whip latte. #
• 10:57 Just played the Bioshock demo because it's on sale through Steam, umm, I think it might be worth $4.99. Yeah. #
• 11:57 Ozzy Osborne. Did an ad. For World of Warcraft. This is a different dimension from the one in which I was born. #
• 12:14 @aniraangel @Paperclippe Yeah, I don't watch a lot of TV. #
• 13:49 Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened is offensively bad. Sherlock asks a policeman the location of a bookshop 2 blocks away. Have they read at all? #
• 15:56 @jedidiplomat PC game. tinyurl.com/8rr6hb By all rights it should be a very good game, Cthulhu + Holmes #
• 15:58 A Sherlock game would be the only instance where you could get away with an map overlay given Holmes's encyclopedic knowledge of London #
• 18:53 @Paperclippe I assume by Pens you mean Penguins as in Pittsburgh and they won 1 - 0. #
• 18:56 Portable DVD player for watching training videos + MP3 CD = using The Man's tools of oppression against him! #

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• 00:59 </Christmas!> Still need more Flickr friends! Msg me your username and be prepared for the eye.fi deluge. #
• 18:36 Romp, uproarious, tour de force: words that are always on the back of books and never on the pages. #

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• 21:48 We're playing our favorite game for Wii: Where Is It Warmer Than Here on the forecast channel #
• 22:47 On way to midnight mass, not Catholic but on occasion im a sucker for the melange of architecture, acoustics and ritual that is the Basilica #
• 02:08 I live 40 minutes west of Minneapolis in a very small suburb. There are two (2) scuba supply stores within 5 miles of my house. This is odd. #
• 03:15 @Junglemonkey Listened to your interview, thanks for the pimpage! You have a good voice tinyurl.com/99ccuo #
• 11:29 Merry Christmas Twitter friends from Dr Wicked! lab.drwicked.com/christmas.html #
• 13:57 w00t! Got new digital camera and eye.fi card for Christmas! Check out Wicked Christmas as it happens! flickr.com/photos/drwicked #
• 14:09 Now it's time to do extended family things, it's your job to amuse me with accounts of your horde and also your Flickr name. I need friends #
• 15:45 @jedidiplomat eye.fi WiFi enabled SD memory card for cameras. Auto transfer of pictures #

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• 21:16 Enough of the kids have grown to the point where they no longer get gifts, just cards. I'm bringing nerf guns next year. #
• 23:08 I am the Vishnu of ping pong, my many arms strike fear into the small white sphere which hurls toward my opponent like a screaming sun. #
• 23:59 Anyone know any good resources for drawing with a tablet? (how to hold your hand, how best to make smooth strokes) #
• 09:02 Merry Christmas Eve twitter friends! May your shopping be very nearly pretty much done. #
• 11:03 I just had a stack of topple games fall on me. How appropriate. #
• 11:47 The trouble with "there are lots of other fish in the sea" is that it's difficult to go back to trout when you've landed a marlin. #
• 17:30 I want the Who's Christmas song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas to be included in the Christmas Carol canon. #
• 18:40 Funny thing about crates in first person shooters: if they don't contain health, they contain nothing. #

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• 00:06 Anyone know what's the best way to scan black and white drawings (pen) to minimize bleed through the pages? #
• 09:59 Star Wars Lego Nativity: tinyurl.com/9opgmw #
• 11:04 Any interweb people out there know of a good, simple Flash image gallery? Just next and previous, nothing fancy. Tried SimpleViewer, meh. #
• 14:31 Kinkos stocks gifts so that executives can appease their neglected families with trinkets and baubles purchased last minute #
• 17:43 Amusingly recurring concepts in the works of Neil Gaiman: the surprisingly hot center of McDonald's apple pie. #
• 20:39 I am bored at family gathering. Tell me how i should amuse myself, oh twittersphere. #
• 21:03 It is the job of the adults in the family to delay the opening of presents by any means necessary. In this way, anticipation is maximized. #

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• 11:27 Of the two pairs of shoes I own, one has developed a leaky sole, the other has no tread. I might have to consider buying more shoes. #

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• 21:11 Is this a Ghostbusters reference that I'm totally not getting? xkcd.com/517/ #
• 01:34 Dr Seuss, Danny Elfman and Lemmings got together and had a beautiful child, they called it World of Goo. 2dboy.com/games.php PLAY IT! #
• 11:15 @SBassoon It bugs me too! Does no one know linguistics anymore? You can only draw out voiced liquid consonants and vowels. Sheeeeeeeeesh. #
• 14:12 Avoiding the eurotrash lotion assailants in the mall is like a perverse and pungent version of Frogger. #

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• 22:40 How do Amish people stay so thin when Amish friendship bread is so tasty? #
• 23:54 @SBassoon Tell us, do, what happened to your fabled bassoon, bonus points if you can do it in epic tragic ballad form. #
• 23:55 @apelad Times are tough at the Existential Pizzeria. #
• 23:58 @SBassoon Simple. one stanza per tweet. #
• 00:10 @SBassoon Heartrending! #
• 01:00 Nothing will make you dislike your own voice more than recording and editing it. #
• 11:03 We should have Celsius in the winter, it feels much more dramatic and accurate to say that #
• 11:04 That is to say, it feels more like -6 C than 20 F #
• 11:25 Yay for Original Pancake House on a snowbound morning! #
• 13:42 iTunes should be required to give me a compelling reason to upgrade to the next tiny incremental version instead of just bugging me about it #
• 14:03 Should I even try to install WoW on my 1Ghz Powerbook G4? 1.25GB of RAM fyi #
• 14:33 It's probably for the best that my Mac won't run WoW well, else I'd never get anything done. #
• 15:35 I've made up my mind, I'm moving to the sun. #
• 17:59 When the ancient, star-faring colonists first terraformed the Earth for biological habitation they clearly neglected Minnesota. #
• 19:10 I need to cut down my intake of sharp foods so the roof of my mouth can heal. Ouch. #
• 19:56 @SkydivingFerret I used to drink a lot of mochas and they made me nod off while driving home. Sugar = crash, in both senses of the word. #
• 20:02 Judging by my Facebook Insights, 82% of Write or Die fans are womenfolk. Interesting. #

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