Friday, October 31, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 00:34 I am sad to have missed the NaNo kick off meetings on account of something as mundane as work. #
  • 01:21 Filled up for $25, i should by gallons of gas instead of stock shares #
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 07:58 I had a dream last night about finding Final Fantasy VII for the Sega Saturn. Weird. #
  • 08:43 Write Or Die, Writing WebApp. Stop Writing and There Will Be Consequences: lab.drwicked.com/writeordie.html #nanowrimo #
  • 12:15 Write or Die does what i wanted it to. I just wrote 1000 words in 45 minutes. #
  • 17:16 @TomDavenport It's a webapp I wrote that introduces consequences for not writing. See more info at lab.drwicked.com/writeordie.html #
  • 17:20 @nay26 I just wanted to get it out there early. It's just a tool to make you write consistently. It introduces consequences for not writing #
  • 18:15 @dave_hilden I used it this morning to get a 3 page story done in an hour and I'm going to use it for #NaNoWriMo #
  • 18:46 @RichelleMead I am legally blind without my glasses and I find that I get my best writing done when I take them off and the world is blurry #
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 23:31 You know it's time for a better paying job when you recognize the tone of voice of the recorded voice before it says "overdrawn" #
  • 15:10 @cloudscudding re Winning; Also, how do you hear about all the free movies/events etc? Are you tapped into some kind of secret network? #
  • 16:24 I've gotten more essential things accomplished this wk while procrastinating on my novel outline than I have in the last 3 months combined. #
  • 19:47 Embarassment is realizing you've been wearing your old Caribou polo all day, when you work at Starbucks #
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Monday, October 27, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 11:38 I was saying, we need an RPG with the Guitar Hero controller, Dragonforce soundtrack, battling evil with the power of Rawk! #
  • 11:40 Better yet: use the whole Rock Band/World Tour set to form a party of your friends. Dwarf drummer, Night Elf singer, wizard guitarist... #
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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 02:11 Holy crap, robert downey jr is going to play sherlock holmes?! #
  • 09:29 If it's supposed to make things easier, why is it called a hamper? #
  • 10:08 I just burned my hipbone, actually burned it, by putting on pants too soon after they came from the dryer. Curse you needless bits of metal! #
  • 11:03 Only 5 days till NaNoWriMo! Still no plot plan bu that's okay. #
  • 11:32 Great tourism slogan for Stillwater, MN. Come for the day, stay for the night. #
  • 13:11 The best thing about Iron Man is its fairly accurate depiction of Hot Soldering Action! #
  • 14:29 I like you Google Chrome, but there's a problem. Sometimes when I click a tab to switch to it, you close it, Firefox never does that. Mmkay? #
  • 16:39 I just saw a Jeep that was burning oil and spouting clouds of black exhaust and i immediately thought "Reavers!" #
  • 20:32 Weirdest. Drink. Evar! Venti Steamed Apple Cider with a green ginger tea bag and whipped cream. #
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Saturday, October 25, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 00:23 @cloudscudding you win more things than anyone I've ever known #
  • 01:59 It's a good thing to like CSI because no matter what time it is there's probably an episode on some channel #
  • 20:01 Tonight the minivan backseat theatre is playing Shark's Tale #
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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 16:16 Parents: Teach your children marketable skills. Tell them they can be whatever they want to be but teach them a skill to fall back on. #
  • 19:35 MASTER NINJA THEME SONG! #
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 12:38 I remembered Bond girls having ridiculous names but i had totally forgotten Plenty O'Toole from Diamonds are Forever. Heheh #
  • 16:55 Windows Networking is a fickle mistress, a fickle zombie wombat mistress with one eye and three legs. #
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 21:34 Dear Nintendo DS developers: I would gladly buy a MMORPG for the DS and pay through the nose every month. Please make one. #
  • 04:42 If my hair had a horoscope it would say ''Other people will try to make demands of you today, ignore them utterly, you are a free spirit" #
  • 13:49 I very nearly bought World of Warcraft lust now. That war a close one. #
  • 14:50 @dave_hilden yeah, my Starbucks is jumping the shark with a new manager. Need a new job, one that pays reasonably well. #
  • 14:51 When I said "World of Warcraft lust" before I meant JUST, my predictive text has been freudian like that all day. #
  • 20:02 Looking at regular expressions makes me want to drill a hole in my skull. #
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Monday, October 20, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 04:23 Dear Stress, thank you so much for manifesting in my jaw, that is one joint I rarely use at all. #
  • 08:10 I am a wad of frustration kneaded by stress into a vaguely man-like shape #
  • 10:54 You know it's bad when herbal muscle relaxants, excedrin and tylenol with codeine all have no effect #
  • 20:11 Is it pathetic that I can tell that they speed up Empire Strikes Back when they show it on TV? I can tell by the rhythm of the dialogue. #
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Sunday, October 19, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 13:41 Tonight i shall assuage my perpetual lust for carnage by exsanguinating a pumpkin and setting fire to its insides. #
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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 12:55 Car interiors are designed by disgruntled amish people to punish us for our flagsant decadence. #
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Thursday, October 16, 2008

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  • 23:54 I am morbidly curious about the max payne movie #
  • 00:04 Playing N+ and watching the ninja episode of mythbusters. I are ninja #
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 22:25 Dear Joss Whedon. It's okay if you kill off Eliza Dushku in your new series, i know how you like killing characters and i never liked Faith. #
  • 08:25 Why do teenagers always walk around with their mouths hanging open? Are they opportunistic feeders? #
  • 11:39 It's weird to watch the news without sound, you're left to your own conclusions about why they cut from Al Qaida to Dancing with the Stars #
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 10:38 Grr. Slept in on a nice day off. Morning is dead as fallen leaves. #
  • 13:34 Our thermostat mysteriously got set to Celsius. Now I have to GoogleSMS convert every time I want to get warm. #
  • 13:36 @dave_hilden why do you have a jewel song at all? #
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Monday, October 13, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 21:06 I accidentally washed a pair of cargo pants with a bag of instant oatmeal in one of the pockets. Yum. #
  • 21:07 @RichelleMead I am deeply aggrieved by the many-headed beast of humanity that is Target on the weekend. #
  • 04:55 I think George Lucas started sucking when he shaved his beard. Perhaps the beard was the source of his power a la samson's hair #
  • 09:34 You know your company's in trouble when the slogan on the coffee mugs at the regional meeting say: "The best days are ahead" #
  • 18:08 Fable 2 midnight release party. Will anybody at all be there? #
  • 19:53 Buy clearance DS game bundle for $10 at Wal-mart, extract shrink-wrapped game, return to Best Buy for $30 credit. Cost of stylii/case: -$20 #
  • 19:56 @dave_hilden I imagine you're getting the shakes. Feverishly clicking the control keys on your keyboard... #
  • 20:19 I wish i could just take pride in how effortlessly i kill time and fail to accomplish necessary tasks. This guilt business is not toward. #
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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 23:58 I filled up for $2.69 a gallon today! #
  • 12:24 Aquafina sponsors a lot of movies about the future. I wonder if they're secretly trying to patent water. #
  • 14:15 Dragonforce is Awesome! They sing about destroying evil and shining souls! #
  • 16:43 Going to play pinball. Rawk. #
  • 18:04 The guys in the apple dept at Micro Center are extra jerky because they know they'll never be as cool as real Apple employees #
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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 09:37 What I'm learning from Twilight: the secret to success with YA readers is to make your protagonist at least as self absorbed as they are #
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Friday, October 10, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 21:10 I think i might need to read more bad novels. You can't see the bones of a live thing and i need to see the bones to make my own beast. #
  • 22:04 I am so spoiled, I'm downloading the new Portal: Prelude mod (775MB) and I'm getting impatient because it's ONLY going 427KB/sec. #
  • 22:28 @nay26 I just don't think I could be friends with someone who has more than 10 animated GIFs on their MySpace profile. #
  • 00:39 I can run relatively recent games just fine but God help me if I want to run iTunes and a browser At The Same Time. #
  • 00:39 @feliciaday Are you okay? Scary! #
  • 00:44 @feliciaday Ohh, I thought you DROVE into a lightpost whilst twittering. I've nearly run into people while tweeting so I sympathize. #
  • 00:58 I am officially amused by the band Dragon Force, my inner chucklegoblin is chortling away. #
  • 11:34 Portal: Prelude is hard! Let's go shopping! #
  • 12:48 They let Sean Bean be British in The Island, why did they have to make Ewan MacGregor American? #
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 07:58 The sign of a hopelessly crappy public transportation system: Destination: 18 mi away. By Car: 26 minutes, by bus: 1 hour 37 min on 4 buses #
  • 09:26 Graphic design should be more than just the judicious use of clip art. #
  • 10:27 After a busy morning making lattes, licking the back of my hand is like a flavor adventure. #
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Monday, October 6, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 11:15 In lieu of a tip, someone showed me a Sun Tzu quote on their iPhone. I would've preferred an oblique strategy. #
  • 11:45 Overheard phone conversation: I think everything will turn out just like you want it to. #
  • 12:33 Menu item in the school cafeteria: sliced bread sandwich. #
  • 18:54 Why does anyone need 7.1 surround in their car? #
  • 19:54 Dear iTunes and Steam, why must you take up so much RAM when you're not doing anything? #
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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 20:44 Back in effect. Duluth/Two Harbors was lovely. Perfect foliage, perfect sweatshirt weather. #
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Friday, October 3, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 09:23 @caitkitt yay! Go Team Seattle! #
  • 09:56 Why do my new socks come in a resealable bag? For freshness? #
  • 12:04 This is beautiful, writing should be like this: is.gd/3tIS #
  • 14:22 Last night I dreamt of mint M&Ms, they were going to release them specially for Halloween, I actually felt dream-stress about getting htem #
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Thursday, October 2, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 22:08 After having said that i then proceeded to suck extra hard. Still it was worth it for getting triple ball twice in one go on TZ. #
  • 23:16 @dave_hilden was indeed, have now configured twitter to send replies to my phone so I will get your @ msgs in a more timely fashion #
  • 01:40 I don't get you, iTunes 8, sometimes I can drag files from my hard drive to my iPod, sometimes I have to put them in the library first, argh #
  • 10:03 A lot of people tweet about going to bed, lending the occasion great ceremony. Very few people tweet about waking up. Let's trend that. #
  • 11:18 House centipedes have way too many legs #
  • 20:23 29 days til nanowrimo! Yay! #
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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Twittarr!

  • 11:19 This is true to the point of being beautiful: xkcd.com/483/ #
  • 18:06 Sometimes to jumpstart a story you have to write a really terrible version of the last chapter. This i have done. #
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