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• 21:46 Things learned from RenFest: the one thing more pathetic than constantly quoting Monty Python is quoting yourself quoting Monty Python #
• 16:06 Neil Gaiman is so good it's a wonder there's good left for anyone else. #
• 19:41 I like to tailgate minivans with back seat lcd screens and play Guess The Disney Movie. Tonight it was Peter Pan. #

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• 13:06 @jephjacques share teh luv re: your techno playlist. I need some new music. #
• 13:08 @dave_hilden all across the board, Twilight Zone was esp painful though as someone had left 2 credits in it for me. #
• 13:19 Even after fixing countless infected computers, I am ashamed to say that I didn't realize until recently that Nimda is Admin backwards #
• 16:08 Nothing will burn you out on a piece of software faster than learning every aspect of it from a book. #

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• 23:22 Not my night at pinball AGAIN! #
• 00:40 As much as I like Google Chrome, it doesn't play nice with some streaming media, particularly Zero Punctuation and Amazon MP3s, bad news. #

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• 00:18 I hope SallieMae falls victim to this economic catastrophe, then I won't have to pay back my school loan #
• 00:18 @dave_hilden We must submit, the combination of Rod Serling and pinball physics were no match for our feeble human powers. #
• 09:19 Reading Sherlock Holmes, it's unfortunate that current doorbells give no indication of the temperament of the caller as bellpulls once did. #

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• 01:29 There are Delerium fans and there are good dancers, this is not a Venn diagram. #
• 01:54 @simmerdesigns He likes to bubble it up now #
• 11:47 I love that Homestar Runner has an OLPC laptop www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailtwohundred.html #
• 11:53 The guys in my class are talking about superstitions, particularly the bad luck of red lighters. #
• 13:24 My bank did the bait and switch, they gave me an iPod shuffle for signing up and then closed the only branch within 30 miles of me #
• 14:08 Nothing puts me off a story faster than clumsy, unpronouncable character names. #
• 15:19 It would be useful for the story I'm writing if there was Google street view for the 1700s #
• 16:50 Why can't the days when i have 4 hours to kill coincide with the writing mood? #

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• 22:03 I don't own an iPod Touch but if I did I'd be pissed at having to pay $9.99 for a software update. #
• 04:24 So very tired. #
• 04:54 There are an inordinate amount of modern fantasy authors who are into LARPing. #
• 16:44 Dude. Chipotle is playing Portishead. Weird and awesome #

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• 13:28 Paradox: woman wants single shot of espresso in ceramic cup warmed with steam wand not hot water, then adds sweet & low. #

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• 21:42 Portal is still the most gratifying end game ever. #
• 04:58 Anyone who hasn't read Stardust by Neil Gaiman should read it, anyone who has should read it again. #
• 10:04 It bothers me when women say of small babies "I could just eat you right up." It always makes me think of A Modest Proposal. #
• 19:52 I think I'm mildly afraid of finishing a story and I'm not sure why. Hopefully it will get easier after the first one. #

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• 21:44 My dvd player is so polite, when i try to skip past the fbi warning it says "Not available at the moment" #
• 01:30 I had forgotten how silly Mulder's hair was first season #
• 13:27 I am amused when people on TV play video games as though the controller is an errant chipmunk which they are trying to strangle #
• 19:57 I finally saw the Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld Windows ad and I have but three letters: WTF? #

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• 06:07 I have no idea how anyone can be genuinely cheerful at this time of day. I'm half annoyed and half amazed. #
• 06:40 Come to Starbucks in Eden Prairie, MN and get a discount for talking like a pirate! #
• 08:51 New pirate phrase invented by enthusiastically uninformed coworker: "Scuttle me rupper!" #
• 13:57 Google Pirate Search! I Be Feelin' Lucky! is.gd/2Pqz #
• 15:21 My antenna broke on my phone so the contact for it is exposed and i get amazing reception when i put my finger on it and become a humantenna #
• 17:44 Another amusing predictive text foible, ATF is listed before AVE as in avenue. Because if you're that kind of hurry you need what speed ... #
• 17:46 Another amusing predictive text foible, ATF is listed before AVE as in avenue. Because if you're that kind of hurry you need that speed #

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• 23:00 It takes two people to make normal #

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• 04:38 I need a chest-mounted cup holder to get my coffee to my car when my hands are full #

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• 20:17 My $9 1GB Micro Center flash drive still works even though it went through the wash, twice! #

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• 21:55 Problem: Clicking anywhere on a tab in Google Chrome closes that tab, doesn't help the whole tabbed browsing concept. Ideas? #
• 20:19 Why is there a british guard in prince of persia? #

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• 21:16 If Sept11 is part of the default predictive text programming on my phone does that mean the terrorists won? #

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• 09:42 Has anyone else noticed that Google weather has mysteriously disappeared? #

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• 00:43 Things we are learning from Google Chrome: people will surrender any number of plugins given a good enough browser backbone #
• 18:01 I miss Seattle the most when I realize that it's totally infeasible to take a bus within 10m from my house to work w/o transferring 3 times #

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• 16:49 Discussing customer's abuse of $2 drink deal (6shot soy x-crml mach), a regular says "I'm surprised they don't have restipulations on that" #

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• 22:45 Management defined: Systematically breaking functional paradigms because it's better to be the author of failure than a bystander to success #
• 10:01 Fed up, pissed off and stressed out. #
• 13:25 Heinlein's fan mail solution, I love this: is.gd/2oCV #

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• 22:37 I can understand the mindset that leads to things like murder and fascism, but i can't understand the things people draw on bathroom walls #
• 12:17 Dream: Under the pretext of recruiting me to sell safety razors door to door, Steve Jobs tricked me into killing Communist drug dealers #

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• 14:26 It's irksome that iTunes writer CD text that not even iTunes can read #

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• 21:57 How is it that out of all the people in America these are our only two options for president? #
• 16:23 The Google Chrome icon reminds me of the personality modules from Portal #

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• 00:26 I deeply hate it when American TV producers feel the need to subtitle people with slight regional British accents. #
• 08:18 @simmerdesigns Haven't you heard? "Honest introspection and self-critique" are this year's sweat pants with words on the butt. #
• 08:43 We are clearly living on the cusp of a grammatical dark age in advertising. We must prepare. #
• 11:56 I think wearing an Insane Clown Posse tshirt should be grounds for immediate dismissal from the audio production program #

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• 09:30 I think operating systems should give more options for unresponsive processes. I should be able to digitally prod and kick them #
• 12:36 Why does school always smell the same no matter what school it is? #

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• 21:35 @karenthology do you have any tips on writing the end of stories? I have written about 5 story beginning but I always have trouble finishing #
• 00:37 I secretly like Willow as a freaky vampire chick, shh, don't tell. #
• 08:16 @RichelleMead re: Thorn Queen tagline, how about "Hell hath no fury like a woman thorned"? (I like making these things up, let me know) #
• 17:46 In any other line of work describing something as having a smooth, velvety mouthfeel would be grounds for termination. #
• 19:37 Sometimes I'm baffled at how the youth of today can listen to 128k mp3s, and then I listen to the music of the youth and I understand. #

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