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• 11:29 The whole reason they invented hinged mirrored medicine cabinets was to aid serial killers in sneaking up on people in slasher movies. #
• 11:30 @karenthology Oooh, writing villains is the most fun part. What genre is the story? #
• 19:49 Watching one of the many Buffy episodes that starts with them waiting in the graveyard for vampires, and I realize, they're spawn camping! #

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• 22:14 Watching Vantage Point. It's like in Back to the Future 2 where you're seeing the concert from multiple angles, only with assassination #
• 14:49 There is a honey bee that keeps trying to pollenate my leg. It's weird #

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• 10:11 Sticker in the bathroom at school exhorts us to wash games with MUCH FRICTION! #

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• 20:33 @karenthology Do not be a sad panda, you have finished numerous things therefore you already have a head start on a lot of other writers #

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• 12:27 Sometimes i like to go to bookstores and make a little space in the shelf where my book would go. #
• 18:28 Wondering how I'd go about getting a flavor for fiction written in the late 1700s, it seems part of my story will have to take place then #
• 19:11 Now gorging myself on story research, I love archive.org #

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• 21:18 Doomsday was a reasonably decent post-apocalyptic movie until it turned into Mad Max about halfway through. #
• 04:45 Even if you're living in Scotland in 2035 and a plague has wiped out everyone but a group of psycho cannibals, you still must wear a helmet #

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• 07:42 This morning i was so excited to find clean, matching socks that i almost put them on before my boxers #

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• 09:50 How is it that no matter how much you try to innoculate your parents' computer they always manage to find more spyware? #
• 10:23 @cloudscudding Occasionally I forget how to tie my shoes. My theory is that there are processes our fingers remember, but our brains forget #
• 12:27 Some people envy birds their flight, but i don't know if flying is a fair tradeoff for being incontinent and having no hands. #

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• 06:33 Today i got to sleep for two extra hours, which means waking up at dawn o'clock instead of the bowels of morning #
• 12:45 Only olympic coverage allows you to see so much failure in slow motion #
• 16:23 For being hip and cool, my local lakewinds co-op has the worst muzak bar none #

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• 11:44 Pop Cap games has a personal vendetta against me as evidenced by their inexorable plot to put Peggle on every device i own #
• 16:05 @dave_hilden what did you tell it? #

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• 14:50 I heart bubble tea #
• 15:36 Like coffee shops, deeply abhor what is considered "coffee shop music" #

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• 22:23 Whenever i hear an olympic commentator make some petty criticism i mentally respond: "Yeah? Well I'd like to see YOU try it!" #
• 04:40 I don't get people who care so much about their lawn that they have sprinklers dug in but then they adorn it with hideous plastic deer. #
• 11:53 I just saw a stroller that has more cupholders than my car... #
• 14:29 Whatever enticed our batty norwegian ancestors to settle here? Bad lutefisk had something to do with it i suspect #
• 15:33 Maybe for my NaNoWriMo novel I will take character names from spam captchas. Carlstrom Freakish sound like a good protagonist. #
• 19:08 If movies are any indication, cyber-terrorists haven't manifested on any grand scale because their user interfaces are really impractical. #
• 20:36 Facebook Fail Whale! #

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• 21:15 Even though Quantum of Solace is a completely stupid name, Daniel Craig and the New Bond is so much better than anything Bond since Connery #
• 21:56 @dave_hilden tinyurl.com/5mpbvo #
• 22:20 I wish real music videos were this cool: tinyurl.com/5w3akg #
• 23:27 RenFest tomorrow! Yay! #
• 23:56 Thank you firefox, i didn't really need those 433 MBs of RAM. Oh and my cpu? Use all that too. #
• 07:49 First day of fest, lovely morning #
• 15:29 First day of fest a success. Many awkward nerdy people all thrown together in a strange and inimitable way #
• 16:57 P.G. Wodehouse is a master of characterization. Of Jeeves: "He retained the silent reserve of the stuffed frog" #
• 20:49 Sitting on the dimly lit backporch listening to the fountain and the frogs, watching bats make sport of the mosquitos and writing. Rather. #

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• 08:32 For some reason they seem to be replacing the freeway one small rectangle at a time. I shudder when i think of driving into one #

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• 22:23 @cloudscudding @karenthology Neal Stephenson's on writing method, diligence and the impetus to keep typing tinyurl.com/5whztd #

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• 21:35 It is one thing to have a bug fly down your throat when cycling at speed, it is quite another thing to have it do so by way of one's nose. #
• 05:57 Genghis Khan, Pol Pot, Hitler, Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Chairman Mao, Carrot Top; all morning people #

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• 21:39 I am completely unable to get into the new Coldplay CD for reasons which escape me. #

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• 22:59 sleep is boring, lack of sleep is exhilarating. I'd like to toy with these truths. #
• 19:51 Favorite Olympics quote: So if you order a Big Mac in Beijing they present it to you with conspicuous elegance? - Bob Costas #

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• 20:45 I have a veil of joy caused by associating the N64 with Goldeneye specifically. Other than that there were some lame games for that system #

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• 08:13 Stupid baby name of the day: Tatum #

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• 10:52 I would like to find someone who is good at writing the end of books but lousy at the beginning, that would be a functional collaboration #
• 19:23 I was not informed that one's twenties are essentially a race towards matrimony. I am therefore dead last among my former schoolmates. #

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• 20:13 We need more movies with quality theme songs, not just themes. I miss the golden days of the Bond theme. #
• 21:08 Stupid. (stoo - pid) noun: a. Wireless mouse with a range of exactly three feet. See also: & ?#! #

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• 06:59 Haiku: tendrils of autumn - the slinky white gown of dawn - undressed by the sun #
• 12:59 Why do authors like to have characters smoke cheroots when they want to make them interesting? #

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• 09:32 I would just like to express that I am deeply thankful for my iPod which saves me from the torment of radio #

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