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• 12:59 When i grow up i want to be Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. #
• 19:15 @dave_hilden what was their offense? I can't imagine there's only one but I'd be curious to know the subject of your objection #
• 19:55 Awesome day for clearance CDs at Half Price! 20 CDs for 26 bucks! Some good stuff, too! #

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• 18:52 Starbucks is going insane, "corporate restructuring" is another word for putting an M80 in the toilet and running. #

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• 18:52 Starbucks is going insane, "corporate restructuring" is another word for putting an M80 in the toilet and running. #

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• 18:52 Starbucks is going insane, "corporate restructuring" is another word for putting an M80 in the toilet and running. #

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• 18:52 Starbucks is going insane, "corporate restructuring" is another word for putting an M80 in the toilet and running. #

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• 19:36 My goal is to some day have enough money to buy new, funny t-shirts, like this one: tinyurl.com/5una24 #

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• 22:24 @dave_hilden metal slug is awesome! #
• 16:44 When driving a black car with black interior it is wise to park in the shade if one plans to leave it all day. #

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• 06:36 As much as i like the new sbux Vivanno drink, i think "Today is a New Smoothie" is a syntactically bankrupt and stupid slogan. #
• 19:16 Best med side effect warning ever: instances of eating or driving while not fully awake with no remembrance of the event have been reported. #
• 20:39 @zeban274 You have been abducted by illegal aliens, do not eat their food. #
• 20:44 @zeban274 Cause the aliens to vomit, and then escape. #
• 20:50 @zeban274 Now due to the wonder of the aforementioned side effect, you will miraculously be back in your chair with no memory of travel #

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• 11:15 When I am most convinced that I suck it is immensely heartening to read things I wrote before and find that I really like them. #
• 15:24 Words written today: several #
• 19:26 @edkohler The E is for Ever-lovin' #
• 20:50 The theme from Beverly Hills Cop is one awesome piece of groovy music. #

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• 01:52 Just saw a taxi driver talking on one phone whilst texting on another. That's safe. #
• 15:41 The idea that today i will sit down and write is my dearest fantasy. #
• 17:10 Bux discontinued decaf frappuccino! The peasants rejoice! No more bourgeois riff-raff and their petty frozen prerogative! #
• 19:59 I am so bad at writing dialogue. #

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