Twittarr!

• 22:40 How do Amish people stay so thin when Amish friendship bread is so tasty? #
• 23:54 @SBassoon Tell us, do, what happened to your fabled bassoon, bonus points if you can do it in epic tragic ballad form. #
• 23:55 @apelad Times are tough at the Existential Pizzeria. #
• 23:58 @SBassoon Simple. one stanza per tweet. #
• 00:10 @SBassoon Heartrending! #
• 01:00 Nothing will make you dislike your own voice more than recording and editing it. #
• 11:03 We should have Celsius in the winter, it feels much more dramatic and accurate to say that #
• 11:04 That is to say, it feels more like -6 C than 20 F #
• 11:25 Yay for Original Pancake House on a snowbound morning! #
• 13:42 iTunes should be required to give me a compelling reason to upgrade to the next tiny incremental version instead of just bugging me about it #
• 14:03 Should I even try to install WoW on my 1Ghz Powerbook G4? 1.25GB of RAM fyi #
• 14:33 It's probably for the best that my Mac won't run WoW well, else I'd never get anything done. #
• 15:35 I've made up my mind, I'm moving to the sun. #
• 17:59 When the ancient, star-faring colonists first terraformed the Earth for biological habitation they clearly neglected Minnesota. #
• 19:10 I need to cut down my intake of sharp foods so the roof of my mouth can heal. Ouch. #
• 19:56 @SkydivingFerret I used to drink a lot of mochas and they made me nod off while driving home. Sugar = crash, in both senses of the word. #
• 20:02 Judging by my Facebook Insights, 82% of Write or Die fans are womenfolk. Interesting. #

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