Twittarr!

• 04:23 Dear Stress, thank you so much for manifesting in my jaw, that is one joint I rarely use at all. #
• 08:10 I am a wad of frustration kneaded by stress into a vaguely man-like shape #
• 10:54 You know it's bad when herbal muscle relaxants, excedrin and tylenol with codeine all have no effect #
• 20:11 Is it pathetic that I can tell that they speed up Empire Strikes Back when they show it on TV? I can tell by the rhythm of the dialogue. #

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