Twittarr!

• 00:18 I hope SallieMae falls victim to this economic catastrophe, then I won't have to pay back my school loan #
• 00:18 @dave_hilden We must submit, the combination of Rod Serling and pinball physics were no match for our feeble human powers. #
• 09:19 Reading Sherlock Holmes, it's unfortunate that current doorbells give no indication of the temperament of the caller as bellpulls once did. #

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