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• 06:36 As much as i like the new sbux Vivanno drink, i think "Today is a New Smoothie" is a syntactically bankrupt and stupid slogan. #
• 19:16 Best med side effect warning ever: instances of eating or driving while not fully awake with no remembrance of the event have been reported. #
• 20:39 @zeban274 You have been abducted by illegal aliens, do not eat their food. #
• 20:44 @zeban274 Cause the aliens to vomit, and then escape. #
• 20:50 @zeban274 Now due to the wonder of the aforementioned side effect, you will miraculously be back in your chair with no memory of travel #

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